Lobster Johnson
Player Valuation: £35m
All the human rights stories in the run up to this: I'm not reading them now. I know what that regime is and that the western media's reaction to them is conveniently transient - forgotten in two months time.
That Guardian football page is practically unreadable with its whiny arsed condemnations. Just STFU and allow us some peace for a few weeks to enjoy football, you horrendous bunch of hand wringers.
Shut up and play the hits!