Lads. This is gonna be crap, we all know it.
But can we please take a minute or two to appreciate Jack Grealish?
On the pitch he's great and whatever, technically gifted, we all know it, no point discussing.
Off the pitch, however - he's charitable, cares for people with disabilities, top lad.
He is also very, very dim.
So, he had a small interview with talksport.
To save you a click, as the rest of the interview says nothing and is crap journalism, I give you the highlight of the article, said with all the eloquence of a 2nd grader going to the zoo for the first time.
But can we please take a minute or two to appreciate Jack Grealish?
On the pitch he's great and whatever, technically gifted, we all know it, no point discussing.
Off the pitch, however - he's charitable, cares for people with disabilities, top lad.
He is also very, very dim.
So, he had a small interview with talksport.
To save you a click, as the rest of the interview says nothing and is crap journalism, I give you the highlight of the article, said with all the eloquence of a 2nd grader going to the zoo for the first time.
Speaking to talkSPORT, Manchester City superstar Grealish revealed what greeted him upon arrival in the Middle East as he explained how welcome the 26-man squad had been made.
“We all got given flowers,” he said. “I haven’t put them in a vase yet.
“There was a camel and that as well, I got on the camel’s back, there was a bird, I don’t know what bird it was.
“The camel fully stood up, I was so high, I was scared.
“I got on it but I didn’t think it would go as high as it did because I didn’t realise how big it would be and when it stood up it was so big.”