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Yannick Bolasie

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Now Bolasie is class because he tracks back (but actually doesnt)...

+ he plays with a smile on his face....


Words fail me...Forrest Gump.
 
Now Bolasie is class because he tracks back (but actually doesnt)...

+ he plays with a smile on his face....


Words fail me...Forrest Gump.

Weird thing is Zat I dunno where this tracking back thing comes from.

He helps out about as much as you'd expect.

The difference is he actually looks like he wants to get involved further up the pitch, as opposed to the rest of our players who seem to freeze (and I include Barkley and Del in that).

As @MartSlinger said, he's the least of our problems.
 

Be good if we had someone like Cahill or Mori to actually attack the ball in the air.

Well unless Mori was playing up front mate I don't think he'd be getting on the end of Bolasie's crosses...

The point is correct though.

At S'ton Koeman had Pelle.

We desperately need a 'target man' type.
 
He's the least of our problems.

I said exactly the same straight after the game on Sunday. Barkley's place must be under more threat than Bolasie's.

Amusingly, the ones who claim to be football experts such as Zat are all over him yet at the same time have tiny man crushes on the biggest show pony in the squad Deulofeu, who amusingly has been overlooked as a regular starter in every side he has played for bar Spain U21's.

He's our best option right now, better than Lennon, better than Mirallas and better than the Spanish prancing buffoon who also couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo judging by the number of clear cut chances he has failed to put away in his time at Everton.
 

Maybe Pienaar spoiled me, and I just don't understand that wide players are supposed to be turds that can't get the ball away from themselves quickly enough.
 
Weird thing is Zat I dunno where this tracking back thing comes from.

He helps out about as much as you'd expect.

The difference is he actually looks like he wants to get involved further up the pitch, as opposed to the rest of our players who seem to freeze (and I include Barkley and Del in that).

As @MartSlinger said, he's the least of our problems.


He runs back...i can see that...but is it effective?

I dont think it is...
 
I said exactly the same straight after the game on Sunday. Barkley's place must be under more threat than Bolasie's.

Amusingly, the ones who claim to be football experts such as Zat are all over him yet at the same time have tiny man crushes on the biggest show pony in the squad Deulofeu, who amusingly has been overlooked as a regular starter in every side he has played for bar Spain U21's.

He's our best option right now, better than Lennon, better than Mirallas and better than the Spanish prancing buffoon who also couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo judging by the number of clear cut chances he has failed to put away in his time at Everton.


I dont claim to be a football 'expert'.

I have worked in the industry before in a small capacity but I dont shout about it.

Perhaps ive just been spoiled having seen some super players at the club that when we sign someone for £23-28mil i expect a lot more...

Even if this bloke was free id still be disappointed that hes got a permanent place on the wing.
 

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