MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Dear Deidre,
The football team I follow are thinking of buying a footballer from Iceland, but I have really have concerns over it and it is causing me sleepless nights amongst other issues.
First of all, he is 27 years old and will be 28 in September. This is causing me great distress, as what if they cannot get money back on him in 4 years time? I realise it is not my money, but that is something I just cannot seem to shake off and it is keeping me awake at nights.
I am a quivering mess with it all and it is leading me to make brash, unfounded and sometimes over aggressive remarks, especially when I am over tired and grumpy from blurting pap on my keyboard all day. it is also causing erectile dysfunction, but I know a bloke down the pub who can help with that.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Your hopefully
ANON - AKA Roberto's army from Merseyside.
lol lol lol