Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
The infamous Everton bot also known as Prenno.Full of everything you’d expect, and we (or a AI bot) could have written it for him and it would have come out the same.
BUT, it’s a small point, it’s probably the best structured and grammatically sound thing that has appeared on the official site for a long time. I’m easily swayed by a bit of effort.
If everything in there was true and followed through upon, then it all sounds honest, fair and reasonable. Big big big big if though.