Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
Be better at a sub. He just not good enough.
Bayboy
Player Valuation: £950k
He's finished. Has played some great games for us but it's a long while since we've enjoyed his performances. He's clearly being caught offside so much because he's trying to gain that half a yard to make up for his lack of pace. No longer good enough for any PL side. Thanks Douc, but there's the door......
This.
I can't get the memory of him being 3 metres offside, looking along the line, carrying on and being suprised when it was called.
Frustrating Donkey
Frustrating Donkey
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
Which time?
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £70m
Will sadly start over 30 games this season.
Kantareller
Player Valuation: £40m
Offside king
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
would gladly never see this donkey play for us, he's like niasse levels of terrible, but with a good engine
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
Watched the brentford palace highlights last night. How palace never won i dont know. But more to the point they had players who carried the ball at pace towards the brentford box with ease.
We have to put up with players like doucoure who would trip himself up if he tried to run with the ball more than 5 yards.
It genuinelly breaks me seeing Everton dish out huge contracts to players like this.
We have to put up with players like doucoure who would trip himself up if he tried to run with the ball more than 5 yards.
It genuinelly breaks me seeing Everton dish out huge contracts to players like this.
Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
The ones that would couldn't afford his wages.
So lazy the amount of offsides he had was pathetic and is not even something new from him.
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