Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

[peteblue]

She was re-admitted into "hospital".......

 

[Blue_fury]

Hi Matt. I didn't realise it before but now I do. I am dripping for you. Call me babes. Please. x

 

[Bigmaclad]

Hahahaha!! This thread is awesome!

Have you banged her yet then Matt?

 

[Matt Damon]

What do you think?

 

[Muggins]

I believe you are looking at a victim of GOT roulette. (don't ask ffs).

Matt lost that particular week.

 

[Roztitute]

What do you think?

You still stare at her while she does the dishes then run off before she looks up?

 

[Bigmaclad]

What do you think?

You got close, then you realised she had a penis, and carried on regardless?

 

[Phenom]

Haha, I remember this beaut.

No way did he score.

 

[Woolly Blue]

What do you think?

Come on Matt. Spill the coffee beans.

Did you ever go out with her ?
Are you still going out with her ?

If the answer's are dull then just make something juicy up.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I had a just sex relationship with a girl living four doors down a few years ago and it was great, neither party wanted more and we flew under the radar.

I'm currently seeing a different girl (I'm not involved with first girl any longer) who also lives in my street. I've fancied her for years and she's just split with her knob of an ex so after some textbook facebook stalking I swooped and we're having fun.

I'd always go for it. The mantra I always try to live by is that you don't regret trying and failing, it's when you didn't even have the balls to try.

 

[Kurt.]

ha ha, i only read page 1 then skipped to the last post to see what the outcome was,,,, glad i havent been waiting round for 12 months like the rest of you tbh,,, i couldnt fap for that long........come on matt ffs what happened ?????

 

[alexishelmsley]

Just be poilte, friendly and see how it goes!

 

[Messner]

Er this is Matt we're talking about

 

[alexishelmsley]

... i could stand corrected...

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Try it on with as many as you can, but do it on the sly. If the sh!t hits the fan then you know they have discussed you in private so they were never on for you anyway.