Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

[The-Golden-Vision]

Here you go Matty. Just watch this instructional video and you'll be spunking on her tits in no time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igi9u6X4y-s

 

[Dylan]

Go over, shirtless. Then when she answers, flex.

She will be jumping your balls in no time.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

So has he made a move yet ?

or has the G.O.T. Advice line made him even more nervous ?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Maybe she was a honeytrap ?

& he's being questioned in the wikileaks thing ?

 

[Elong]

What's the go Matty?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Has he lost his cherry yet then ?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Course not Rediy, he's obviously scared of girls.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Go over and ask her if she fancys a game of rape.....

key: MD: Matt Damon GND: Girl Next Door

MD: "Hi im the butt munch from next door, you dont know me. but do you fancy a game of rape"

GND: "Eeeuuww, fuck of you drity bastard"

MD: "Thats the spirit......."

{Bursts in an bursts bum}

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

We went from one extreme to another back to another in terms of emotion. Just don't get that anywhere else. I was physically exhausted last night due to Everton.


Oh and my old man is PROUD that I support Everton.

& unfortunately for him not from the bird at right angles to him.

so have you rooted her yet ?

has she caught you interfering with her washing line ?

 

[Matt Damon]

*Sky Sports Breaking News*

The gorgeous bird's sent me a text.



And no I'm not at my window....

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

*Sky Sports Breaking News*

The gorgeous bird's sent me a text.



And no I'm not at my window....

*Stop going through my rubbish you weirdo*

You sent it on to me by mistake.

 

[sharron]

*Sky Sports Breaking News*

The gorgeous bird's sent me a text.



And no I'm not at my window....

The window woman???? if so how did she get your number???? We need to know

 

[spikeman]

*Sky Sports Breaking News*

The gorgeous bird's sent me a text.



And no I'm not at my window....

Howd you do it?

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

You ever touched a woman that wasn't plastic Matt?

 

[Matt Damon]

The window woman???? if so how did she get your number???? We need to know

Ways and means.

Ways and means.

Same for Everton.

There's ways and means there too.