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Advice sought ... sexy neighbours
- Thread starter Matt Damon
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Summerskin
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Buy a PA system and have it constantly playing "Why Can't This Be Love?" by Van Halen.
The-Golden-Vision
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Matt Damon
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Explain.
Alio
They call me Avocado Baby
Just don't have friends who have access to recording devices, a rap music producing machine, a microphone and a very amusing sense of humour + very impressive skills in writing lyrics
Then hope that no one has iPod's, and that everyone you know doesn't get a copy of said song......
It's a very long story, which I won't bore you with any more! Ha
Just go round to her and say hey im matt from acorss the hall, im having a prob with the water is yours ok? Blah blah blah get chatting, youl know in 30 seconds if shes into you - either way be as cool as a polo mint!
faddy the blue
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If you get in a conversation with here somehow then the most easy topic to talk about IMO is either music(apart from Justin Bieber) or movies.
Ask her if she wants to see your movie collection and get to serve her a cup of coffee, some beer maybe.
Oh! If you have a cat at home, she might love it cos I'm sure 90% ladies do.
On her way back, ask her out for coffee or a movie.
I tried that once with my class mate who happened to be my neighbor and she loved the cat(which I had borough from a friend).
Ask her if she wants to see your movie collection and get to serve her a cup of coffee, some beer maybe.
Oh! If you have a cat at home, she might love it cos I'm sure 90% ladies do.
On her way back, ask her out for coffee or a movie.
I tried that once with my class mate who happened to be my neighbor and she loved the cat(which I had borough from a friend).
Good shout on animals, dolphins are a clincher, chicks love dolphins.
faddy the blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Yeah but for that you need an enormous pool in your back yard mate and having a pool would make the chick fall for Matt anyway. Certainly he won't have a Dolphin just lying in the living room suffocating
She might be freaked out and say " Yeah...I should run "
Check if she has bluetooth on her phone by searching devices nearby. Once you find her then change the bluetooth name of your phone to The Rapist. Then send her some weird photos every couple of days for a month.
Set up and facilitate a local neighbourhood watch and put flyers in the local community's door. In your opening speech tell them about your enhanced hand combat fighting skills gained in Kosovo and administering vigilant justice there, particularly to rapists.
Get talking to her, take her home and finger her. Post photos on here.
Good luck mate.
Set up and facilitate a local neighbourhood watch and put flyers in the local community's door. In your opening speech tell them about your enhanced hand combat fighting skills gained in Kosovo and administering vigilant justice there, particularly to rapists.
Get talking to her, take her home and finger her. Post photos on here.
Good luck mate.
As a footnote, if the police come knocking at your door and get a hold of your phone you can simply advise that you were offering her emotional help and that you'd messed up by putting a space in the rapist. Then pretend you have some letters after your name and sh*t.
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