Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

[bluebloodinmyveins]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_in_the_United_Kingdom

 

[Topblue]

As a footnote, if the police come knocking at your door and get a hold of your phone you can simply advise that you were offering her emotional help and that you'd messed up by putting a space in the rapist. Then pretend you have some letters after your name and sh*t.

Tears laughing at your last two posts, its why im here not really for the everton banter.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Just let it happen dude. Smile a bit. Not too much or she'll think you're a simpleton. Let her know you're interested but don't overdo it. Once you get her into a conversation let your boyish charm take over and gradually sound her out to see if she laughs at your jokes. If she doesn't, call her a ted or a kopite

 

[Topblue]

Wait till you hit puberty mate it will cum naturally what to do then.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

 

[heatmeiser]

Grow a beard, then cut off the beard and post it through her letter box. Next time you see her give her the double thumbs up, rub your chin, point to her and nod.

She'll melt mate, fu**ing melt.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

How did you approach them when you have previously had success ?

If you can't even talk to her then how are you going to broach the subject of rattlin' your spuds on her chutney ?

 

[chicoazul]

 

[faddy the blue]

My neighbour. Don't know her name. Absolutely stunning. Red/brown hair. Professional. Attractive. Late 20's to 30 ish. White little numbers. Stunning.



I get to see her most days from my kitchen window as I wash up or cook.... (and her from hers). I wanna ask her out but don't know her name...




Anyway....

What should I do. Suggestions. What would you do in order to get her out?

[video=youtube;FvJIbvm596w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvJIbvm596w[/video]

 

[bobbyrob]

She spotted me as i was filling my kettle tonight making a cuppa.

Its a tough one. You know when you get the impression a girl wants - to be seen ... but not to be seen?

Flash her ya Co*k

 

[arch stanton]

This post is useless without pictures. She may be a munter.

 

[nesky]

Speaking as an experienced don juan here (ha!), you'd need to find out a few things about her first, i.e. interests, friends, name, etc. You can't just try to connect with someone without some basic familiarity of what kind of creature they are.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Check if she has bluetooth on her phone by searching devices nearby. Once you find her then change the bluetooth name of your phone to The Rapist. Then send her some weird photos every couple of days for a month.

Set up and facilitate a local neighbourhood watch and put flyers in the local community's door. In your opening speech tell them about your enhanced hand combat fighting skills gained in Kosovo and administering vigilant justice there, particularly to rapists.

Get talking to her, take her home and finger her. Post photos on here.

Good luck mate.

Hahahaha

 

[heatmeiser]

The tale of one innocent neighbour and her stalkerish admirer...

http://www.fuzzwich.com/?_fz_aid=1107818

 

[Jeepdeans]

My neighbour. Don't know her name. Absolutely stunning. Red/brown hair. Professional. Attractive. Late 20's to 30 ish. White little numbers. Stunning.



I get to see her most days from my kitchen window as I wash up or cook.... (and her from hers). I wanna ask her out but don't know her name...




Anyway....

What should I do. Suggestions. What would you do in order to get her out?

You gotta go round, introduce yourself: ask to borrow an iPhone charger, or something. See how friendly she is, take it from there.