Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Jesus and Adolf.This would've been a very funny waste of money in hindsight https://www.grandoldteam.com/2019/07/19/everton-linked-with-reinier-jesus/amp/
All we would need then is Elon Musk to buy us and the season tickets priced in dogecoin and we'd be the team we always dreamed we could be.