2018/19 Andre Gomes

[Rob17896]

...I think this fella could be a bit of a class act and I get the impression he’s particularly happy to be here. Injuries are a concern.

well he always is smiling, as would I getting a fortune for being ill.

 

[Goat]

The hero we need.

 

[AndyGray]

The hero we need.

Help us Andre Gomes. You are our only hope.


Cue: Gets cut in half by a black guy and disappears forever

 

[Igrok]

Next year, lads...

 

[Frang]

done his groin chasing his nipper in the garden, needs an op

 

[toffeejack]

Help us Andre Gomes. You are our only hope.


Cue: Gets cut in half by a black guy and disappears forever

:O

 

[Jebus_lives]

Help us Andre Gomes. You are our only hope.


Cue: Gets cut in half by a black guy and disappears forever

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

done his groin chasing his nipper in the garden, needs an op

It turned out to be Bernard he was chasing mate, Gomes hadn't realised that his little nipper had gone in, easy mistake to make!

 

[trueblue84]

Help us Andre Gomes. You are our only hope.


Cue: Gets cut in half by a black guy and disappears forever

 

[Tel001]

I think we need to ban the phrase "everton that". The more you say something the more it gets in your head. So we should never utter the words ever again.

Would love it to happen but you know it won’t ... ev that

 

[Tel001]

Oh FFS!!!!!!

Is there ever ANY good news about this joke of a club??????????

I’ve only just got home from my night out after finding out fat sam has gone. We aren’t due any good news for a while yet

 

[Tel001]

NONE OF US KNOW JACK .... TBF

This

 

[RomanReigns]

What’s a nipper

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

What’s a nipper

A little kid mate.

 

[blulouie]

What’s a nipper

An angry crab.