2023/24 Andre Gomes

[twoblue]

100 Everton games for his 2 goals
5 games under Dyche for his 2 goals

Dyche is a genius

Turning doucoure and Gomes into goalscorers. Can’t doubt dyches magic touch.
Wish he’d spend an afternoon with the strikers

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Yes, but his HAIR!!!

Agreed but he is crap.

 

[Miked1e]

Hopefully we can keep him fit... He is going to play a big part in the remainder of the season just purely because of the size of the squad.

 

[maccavennie]

Turning doucoure and Gomes into goalscorers. Can’t doubt dyches magic touch.
Wish he’d spend an afternoon with the strikers

I swear if Dyche unleashed Michael Keane up front he'd turn him into a 20 goal a season lethal target man.

 

[TrailerTrash]

I swear if Dyche unleashed Michael Keane up front he'd turn him into a 20 goal a season lethal target man.

Convinced of this.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I swear if Dyche unleashed Michael Keane up front he'd turn him into a 20 goal a season lethal target man.

That's the plan when we're a goal down really - lump Squarehead up top and aim at him.

Has not worked for the several times we've tried but still.

 

[Goodisongang]

I swear if Dyche unleashed Michael Keane up front he'd turn him into a 20 goal a season lethal target man.

At least he can actually strike a ball unlike our current number 9

 

[maccavennie]

Convinced of this.

I was watching the players warm up before the match on Wednesday and it was Onana, DCL, Harrison, Mcneil and Garner all taking shots.

Onana took 5, ballooned 3 over and 2 wide
DCL took 5, all hit where the keeper barely had to dive
Mcneil just tapped all of his bar the last one which went in off the bar
Garner put a couple in the corner and a couple wide
Harrison either scored or made the keeper do a full on dive

And all I was thinking was "get Keane on some shots please".

No wonder we can barely score, they can't even score during the warm ups

 

[maccavennie]

That's the plan when we're a goal down really - lump Squarehead up top and aim at him.

Has not worked for the several times we've tried but still.

Play him from the start, I'm telling you he'd be the new Paul Warhurst.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

I was watching the players warm up before the match on Wednesday and it was Onana, DCL, Harrison, Mcneil and Garner all taking shots.

Onana took 5, ballooned 3 over and 2 wide
DCL took 5, all hit where the keeper barely had to dive
Mcneil just tapped all of his bar the last one which went in off the bar
Garner put a couple in the corner and a couple wide
Harrison either scored or made the keeper do a full on dive

And all I was thinking was "get Keane on some shots please".

No wonder we can barely score, they can't even score during the warm ups

Yeah,I was out early for once before the 4-0 debacle at Villa,I couldn't believe how really poor their shooting was,dragging them wide,high wide and handsome etc,like watching a Sunday league set up

 

[DualityNSNO]

Play him from the start, I'm telling you he'd be the new Paul Warhurst.

I'd do it for comedy value if nothing else.

 

[twoblue]

I swear if Dyche unleashed Michael Keane up front he'd turn him into a 20 goal a season lethal target man.

I miss the days when centre half’s could turn in strikers… Ian Marshall, dion Dublin, Chris Sutton, Paul warhust… add a Diet of ecstasy, the fact that no one admitted to being a Tory, and rock and roll… the 90s were tough to beat

 

[Joey66]

Turning doucoure and Gomes into goalscorers. Can’t doubt dyches magic touch.
Wish he’d spend an afternoon with the strikers

He had one goal for us on loan ....

 

[arch stanton]

I miss the days when centre half’s could turn in strikers… Ian Marshall, dion Dublin, Chris Sutton, Paul warhust… add a Diet of ecstasy, the fact that no one admitted to being a Tory, and rock and roll… the 90s were tough to beat

add mike newell to that, pretty sure mike Lyons did a few stints up top too, plenty have

 

[Khalekan]

add mike newell to that, pretty sure mike Lyons did a few stints up top too, plenty have

The legendary Mick Lyons was very useful when he was played up front