Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[Hibbertinho]

To the theme-tune of 'the Flinstones'

'Yarma
Yarmalenko
He's the greatest Slav in history

From a
team in Kiev
Oh but now he plays for the Butterscotch.'

 

[RFUS]

BAWK > RAWK

 

[blue4eva77]

Everton kick off in a couple of hours against title favourites Man City. There has been 27 posts in that thread all morning....

' your predictions for the game today, how would you approach City, kone or mirallas ' ?

' ummmmm I think Yarmolenko is ace, he even has a birthmark on his left arse cheek '

Unbelievable

 

[maccavennie]

BAWK > RAWK > HAWK > TALK

I like this game, can you think of another 2.

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Find him @HuddersfieldToffee and beat some confirmation out of him.

ON IT BOYS.

 

[ijjysmith]

This happening then?

 

[Kiwi]

Bill Kenwright flew out to Kenya
Grew himself some Kenco
On his way stopped off at Kiev
Bought a Yarmolenko

Yarmolenko
Can he fix it
Yarmolenko
Yes he can

There's Ross and there's Barry, McCarthy too
Now Yarmolenko has joined the crew

Repeat chorus

I've just tested this out on my 2 year old daughter and apart from her not understanding the Yarmolenko bit I could tell that she thought it was a sure fire hit. Just need to get Neil Morrissey to put the vocals on my new mix and we are good to Yarmolengo

To the theme-tune of 'the Flinstones'

'Yarma
Yarmalenko
He's the greatest Slav in history

From a
team in Kiev
Oh but now he plays for the Butterscotch.'

I have Kenwright on the blower right now, going to hire a lawnmower for this.

 

[maccavennie]

I have Kenwright on the blower right now, going to hire a lawnmower for this.

Do do do we love Yarmolenko
Do do do we still love Osman too

That was just for you that Kiwi. Might want to frame that one.

 

[Hibbertinho]

I have Kenwright on the blower right now, going to hire a lawnmower for this.

He needs one for his ride to the game today, though.

 

[Librarian]

This happening then?

This ESPN fella thinks it is... and it's in foreign!
COYB



https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jorge-Barril/146599282210085

 

[maccavennie]

This ESPN fella thinks it is... and it's in foreign!
COYB

Now I ain't a man who can understand foreign languages but I'm guessing that says both players will be presented in front of the Goodison faithful or am I mikes out with that tweet?

 

[Kiwi]

He needs one for his ride to the game today, though.

We have a whole fleet, enough to get Bill to the game and parade Yarmolenko on as well as hire one out to me.

 

[Jeff Jones]

It's a done deal, according to the Mirror. Bit of a coincidence if the Mail is saying the same thing at the same time.

 

[MACCA75]

Everton kick off in a couple of hours against title favourites Man City. There has been 27 posts in that thread all morning....

' your predictions for the game today, how would you approach City, kone or mirallas ' ?

' ummmmm I think Yarmolenko is ace, he even has a birthmark on his left arse cheek '

Unbelievable

Exactly. I'm looking forward to this match and will be watching intently. Yarmalenko might be in the stand.

 

[Jxg]

HAPPENING!!!!!