Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[maccavennie]

Honestly I think if Everton football club designed a t shirt with

On the front of t shirt - ITS ON fap fap
On the back of t shirt - IT'S OFF ffs

Of course we would need the badge on but I'm certain at the very least it would buy us a few more lawn mowers.

Could even design one with a blag yellow tie for all the sky sports news fans as well.

 

[Chozz]

Granted the lad looked top drawer when they spanked us. Did he stand out as much in the first leg? I didn't notice him as much.

Ukrainian signings come with caution. The history of successful signings by English clubs in particular are rare. Shevchenko was a goal machine with Milan but failed at Chelsea, albeit arguably past his prime. Oleg Luzhny got homesick at Arsenal. Sergey Rebrov didn't make much of an impression at Spurs or West Ham. And RS fans shake their heads and shiver at the mention of Voronin.

And these players aren't just randomers. These were the cream of the crop from the Ukraine. In fact just google the name Dmytryo Chygrynskiy for his spectacular failure at Barcelona.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Imagine us keeping this all hush hush and him walking out the tunnel on Sunday. Scenes...

it's on the BBC main sports page...we're way past hush hush at this point as far as reporting.

 

[carolinablue232]

Oh behave, you're getting me excited.

Gah Goodison would explode. What better way to get the crowd behind the boys for a match against the top team?

 

[MACCA75]

Sweepstake on how many pages in this thread by Sept 2nd? I'll go 201.

 

[carolinablue232]

it's on the BBC main sports page...we're way past hush hush at this point as far as reporting.

Obviously meant the official announcement.

 

[Connor]

Sweepstake on how many pages in this thread by Sept 2nd? I'll go 201.

Set the over/under at 200 and I'll take that bet.

Going to run the course of the window this I think.

 

[Neiler]

How's his tracking back.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

I forgot the password to my DAVIDMOYES account but i just got a text off elstone. he's in Monaco but the Kiev owner couldn't make it in person due to flight troubles so they had him skype in. their owner said yarmalenkos dad is actually a childhood everton fan but yarma prefers tottenhams style of play. talks resume tomorrow will keep you up to date

Don't say you weren't warned my son! @Bungle

 

[wellillwill]

Granted the lad looked top drawer when they spanked us. Did he stand out as much in the first leg? I didn't notice him as much.

Ukrainian signings come with caution. The history of successful signings by English clubs in particular are rare. Shevchenko was a goal machine with Milan but failed at Chelsea, albeit arguably past his prime. Oleg Luzhny got homesick at Arsenal. Sergey Rebrov didn't make much of an impression at Spurs or West Ham. And RS fans shake their heads and shiver at the mention of Voronin.

And these players aren't just randomers. These were the cream of the crop from the Ukraine. In fact just google the name Dmytryo Chygrynskiy for his spectacular failure at Barcelona.

So what you're saying is that statistically he's pretty much guaranteed to be the one that comes good in a foreign league?

 

[CrustySack]

Sky Sports now reporting the interest.

 

[The Equaliser]

We need to get this deal for Barmy Yarmy tied up asap.

 

[GoatJR]

Sky Sports now reporting the interest.

I said that to me dad @MoutsGoat and he said don't believe sky!

 

[DualityNSNO]

I forgot the password to my DAVIDMOYES account but i just got a text off elstone. he's in Monaco but the Kiev owner couldn't make it in person due to flight troubles so they had him skype in. their owner said yarmalenkos dad is actually a childhood everton fan but yarma prefers tottenhams style of play. talks resume tomorrow will keep you up to date

Means "mash/mess" in Bulgaria, and upon further inspection means "yoke" in Ukrainian.

 

[Chozz]

So what you're saying is that statistically he's pretty much guaranteed to be the one that comes good in a foreign league?

Exactly