I think it was the great Chinese philospher Kat Yee Pelly who summed up the 'Great Yarmolenko Saga of 2015' best in her much acclaimed words:
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes.
Yeah, you, PMS
Like a bitch
would know
And you over think
Always speak
Cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really wanna stay, no
(You) But you don't really wanna go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down