Arrested in Thailand

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Been a few days, looking for proof of Life from @Diogenes the Cynic

I'm still alive and kicking although with a serious hangover this morning!

Bailed again til 23rd Jan, hopefully wheels are starting to turn now though.

 

[IV(AC)]

I'm still alive and kicking although with a serious hangover this morning!

Bailed again til 23rd Jan, hopefully wheels are starting to turn now though.

Hang on in there, mate
(No pun intended)

Get yourself an experienced local lawyer who knows how to grease the necessary wheels...

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hang on in there, mate
(No pun intended)

Get yourself an experienced local lawyer who knows how to grease the necessary wheels...

Cheers mate, police report is due this week so hopefully will have more information then.

My lawyer is very good and incidentally extremely attractive. Like a Bangkok Ally McBeal.

Hopefully she gets me off and we live happily ever after.

 

[peteblue]

Don't know if being a GOT poster is necessarily a good character reference, though.

It’s Ok unless you are also a duplicitous Remainer....

 

[peteblue]

Cheers mate, police report is due this week so hopefully will have more information then.

My lawyer is very good and incidentally extremely attractive. Like a Bangkok Ally McBeal.

Hopefully she gets me off and we live happily ever after.

I can’t believe I missed this thread. So you managed to get arrested the day before we opened our pub. I wondered where you were.......p.s. we put the first round on your bill......

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I can’t believe I missed this thread. So you managed to get arrested the day before we opened our pub. I wondered where you were.......p.s. we put the first round on your bill......

Hope everyone enjoyed their tap water matey ha.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Hopefully she gets me off and we live happily ever after.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I stand my my statement in any context.

She is very beautiful.

I think the fact she holds my life in her hands turns me on even more too. I hope this isn't some new fetish I've developed because it could prove rather problematic.

 

[RomanReigns]

I stand my my statement in any context.

She is very beautiful.

I think the fact she holds my life in her hands turns me on even more too. I hope this isn't some new fetish I've developed because it could prove rather problematic.

Hi mate,

i saw in the news today that a Canadian fella got sentenced to death for drug smuggling in China

lets hope you avoid the death penalty eh

chin up

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hi mate,

i saw in the news today that a Canadian fella got sentenced to death for drug smuggling in China

lets hope you avoid the death penalty eh

chin up

I'm using watching Everton as a mitigating factor, hopefully the court will agree I've suffered enough and show mercy.

 

[Frang]

Hi mate,

i saw in the news today that a Canadian fella got sentenced to death for drug smuggling in China

lets hope you avoid the death penalty eh

chin up

spud, this deserves a banning.

 

[DrEFC]

It’s Ok unless you are also a duplicitous Remainer....

unlucky lol

 

[Rob17896]

Serves him right for taking a prozzy home with him the divvy. Women love white men over there, you don't need to spend a penny to find a quality lass.

Started off well

 

[Rob17896]

Makes sense. Although I think that she would be supportive of you if my experience of Asian women is anything to go by.

Asian women are not bloody robots programmed to behave alike

 

[Rob17896]

Contacting Everton might not be such a stupid idea bearing in mind the long and friendly association with Chang. I’m sure they’ll have good legal connections over there and it would be great publicity for a community-spirited Club.

In the meantime I’ve still not received the metamphetamine you promised to post last week..have you got a tracking number or something mate?
You shouldn’t rely on justice. I suggest you hasten your escape without delay - commandeer a Tuk-Tuk and pedal your way back to Blighty making an artisanal road-kill cooking programme as you go which you can sell to the BBC or Channel 4, the proceeds of which you can use to either pay off any proposed extradition or ship back all the drugs you chucked in the roadside when they felt your collar.

Why great publicity? Do you know the facts?