Ah, 5.30pm on a Saturday. A real weekend wrecker of a kick-off time.
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Dyche v Emery..now lets think about that. The usual abysmal team selection, the rabbit in headlights in game v a manager whom Onana thinks is head and shoulders beyond the ‘gaffer’.
Emery in full dracula mode will suck on Dyche's blood
Got Sky. Not going to watch. Be like a bull fight this
5-1 if Keane starts.
Ye feckin happy mealVilla will score between 3 and 6
Everton will not score
Everton will camp on the edge of their own box
Keane will be crap
Young will get booked and/or sent off
4-4-1-1
Pickford, Young, Keane, Tarkowski, Mykolenko, Gueye, Tim, Ndiaye, McNeil, Harrison, DCL - Although I wouldnt be surprised if Doucoure came in for NDaiye and Garner for Tim, Dyche likes his favourites
1 shot on target
Everyone will still want Dyche Out
Certain GOT members will claim Pep couldn`t do any better with these players
Still waiting for the xG to pay us back
Onana will be boss and probably score
Some on GOT will complain Onana never played like that for us whilst praising Dyche whose tactics literally bypasses central midfield
No subs before 75 minutes, Villa will already have made 3-5
Subs will be wrong, taking our best and most effective players off for his favourites
Away fans will sing for 90 mins and get let down by this team
Every supporter of this club will be let down by this team
Still no takeover
Anything I`ve missed?