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tim gabbott
Player Valuation: £30m
Bed sheet campaign. Just hang loads of bed sheets from bridges across the city and the rest of the country..with Kenwright get out of our club
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Vote with your wallet campaign, no adult kit purchases, merchandise, memberships.
I’m scraping the barrel obviously
Lob
Player Valuation: £50m
And his poster hung up in the dressing room to remind everyone of the good times.
I was never a Kenwright out person, but how on earth can anyone preside on the total collapse of their football club and not have any shame?
Should leave immediately. No longer fit to be the custodian of our once great club.
Should leave immediately. No longer fit to be the custodian of our once great club.
Ferguson1878
Player Valuation: £35m
he’s the worst thing to ever happen to us, and that’s including liverpool
Walks around a room like a hall off mirrors
telling himself what a fantastic guy he is.Singing songs from his musical shows.
In full make up
Dressed as the mum in,blood brothers.
While Denise and jenny burst in every hour shouting bravo Bill and give him a standing ovation.
Sharpy comes in from the sides and whipes his brow.
And the tears from there, eyes, (that's sharpy and Bills by the way)
Then takes him around the garden on his bike with Bill on the handlebars
just like uncle Cyril ,
Bill in shorts and a school uniform just to get into the method acting , sucking an Everton mint, what else
Then they cry again and talk about the good old times
before one man and dog turned against them.
Has a bite to eat
checks his bank balance then starts again.
Has his personal body guards do a round of the house incase any Everton fans are on a mission .
they do group chorus of bills favourite song ynwa as he walks down the corridor to his bedroom.
Bill does a little wave, makes weeping noises for 5 minutes.
Then takes his medication and goes to sleep.
Streetender1878
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Get ready for another addition to the Goodison timeline. Bill negotiated a £2.5m add on that comes into effect if stones won the champions league.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Because he surrounds himself with people who tell him no wrong. His massive ego gets in the way of any objectivity or self reflection and it’s been a detriment to the club for years.
Throw into the mix ex players who won’t speak out because they earn a few quid or get tickets, members of the press willing to be selective in their so called reporting to the boards benefit, fans or chairs of supporters groups who are made to feel special haven’t spoken out for years, fans having a go at others for wanting to see change and on it went.
It’s a volatile mix and Everton as a club has really suffered for it and dropped off. It’s a borderline miracle we never got relegated.
Disgraceful really, it’s not only the board that are to blame. It’s the self indulgent people who placated them over the years who I blame as well.
he was never fit to be the custodian mate, it's just took more time for more people to realise this..Welcome to the club.
bluesteak
Player Valuation: £1m
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