What does he actually do all day?
Walks around a room like a hall off mirrors

telling himself what a fantastic guy he is.
Singing songs from his musical shows.
In full make up
Dressed as the mum in,blood brothers.
While Denise and jenny burst in every hour shouting bravo Bill and give him a standing ovation.
Sharpy comes in from the sides and whipes his brow.
And the tears from there, eyes, (that's sharpy and Bills by the way)
Then takes him around the garden on his bike with Bill on the handlebars
just like uncle Cyril ,
Bill in shorts and a school uniform just to get into the method acting , sucking an Everton mint, what else
Then they cry again and talk about the good old times
before one man and dog turned against them.
Has a bite to eat
checks his bank balance then starts again.
Has his personal body guards do a round of the house incase any Everton fans are on a mission .
they do group chorus of bills favourite song ynwa as he walks down the corridor to his bedroom.
Bill does a little wave, makes weeping noises for 5 minutes.
Then takes his medication and goes to sleep.