Bishop Thumpety-Thump
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'My husband's on the rigs/inside'
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Caught cheating stories
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I was a LDC rep for the RMT union for a few years, can confirm.
My nan lived through the blitz in London, she had a bunch of stories with men or women being killed while in the "wrong" shelter (that is with their bit on the side rather than spouse). She knew of one man who had rocked up to his mistresses' place and decided to ride out the air raid in her house rather than the shelter for fear of being seen.
The shelter survived the raid unscathed but the houses on the street caught a direct hit and the man was killed. "Got what was coming to him" was my nan's verdict. She was Old Testament in her views on fidelity and retribution.
At the funeral of a fella I used to work with, his long standing mistress was at his funeral.
I don’t know whether she was invited, but she made no attempt to hide who she was.
Good thread from Death here. I have to say, after my teenage years, there's been a distinct lack of debauchery among my friends or anybody I know (that I know of anyway). Most of my mates are in very long-term relationships and very few of them, to my knowledge, have ever cheated on their partners.
One exception was my old housemate and his missus when we were living in a rented apartment in Dublin years and years ago. They were both friends who met through us and they had a fairly contentious relationship to say the least. They argued a lot and would have be shouting at each from either side of the apartment. My missus used to want to strangle them in the morning when they'd start this craic at 7 o'clock in the morning. Anyway, she went on a girl's holiday with a few of her friends but didn't realise she had left herself logged in on Facebook on the sort of "home computer" we had, which was essentially a hard drive hooked up to a widescreen TV so we could watch downloaded films and tv shows all day.
Towards the end of her holiday, my housemate stumbled across her Facebook and read some uh... unsavoury messages between his missus and some bloke she had clearly met on the trip. She came home and all hell broke loose, he genuinely had gathered all her things and threw them all outside the apartment for her to pick up, which I thought was a thing that only happened in films until that point. They stayed split up for a while but eventually got back together until he became a bit infatuated with a girl at work and he dumped his missus. But the girl at work wasn't interested in him so it was all for nothing.
Worked out well for both of them, he married a doctor who I've only met twice but seems lovely, and they have a child together. The woman moved to South America and had twins with a chap she met over there and seems to be living her best life.
One exception was my old housemate and his missus when we were living in a rented apartment in Dublin years and years ago. They were both friends who met through us and they had a fairly contentious relationship to say the least. They argued a lot and would have be shouting at each from either side of the apartment. My missus used to want to strangle them in the morning when they'd start this craic at 7 o'clock in the morning. Anyway, she went on a girl's holiday with a few of her friends but didn't realise she had left herself logged in on Facebook on the sort of "home computer" we had, which was essentially a hard drive hooked up to a widescreen TV so we could watch downloaded films and tv shows all day.
Towards the end of her holiday, my housemate stumbled across her Facebook and read some uh... unsavoury messages between his missus and some bloke she had clearly met on the trip. She came home and all hell broke loose, he genuinely had gathered all her things and threw them all outside the apartment for her to pick up, which I thought was a thing that only happened in films until that point. They stayed split up for a while but eventually got back together until he became a bit infatuated with a girl at work and he dumped his missus. But the girl at work wasn't interested in him so it was all for nothing.
Worked out well for both of them, he married a doctor who I've only met twice but seems lovely, and they have a child together. The woman moved to South America and had twins with a chap she met over there and seems to be living her best life.
My dad was an unbelievably rampant shagger. Luckily both him and mum realised this relatively early on and had one of the happiest divorces (if that makes sense) you could get. They remain close friends to this day.
Anyway, couple of examples.
He had a Girlfriend, quite serious. She was involved in the British Olympic Show Jumping scene so was quite hoity toity. It was fairly serious but then she had a horse riding accident and sadly passed away. Whilst she was on life support (for about two weeks) he met her sister. Soon after the funeral she started visiting very regularly, quite bold seeing as her husband was a captain in the SAS.
Fast forward a few years, she was still around but not regular...... Others came and went. One was the wife of the local post master, another the wife of the local mechanic, anybody who fancied a bit tbh, but always decent lookers. (I appreciate that may be sexisit but hey, they story is about him)
Anyway, one afternoon the horse riding sister was over for bit of lunch followed by a passionate afternoon with him. Our house was an L shape with the door on the inside of the L, you'd drive in, around the end of the house and park up. His car was closest to the door, the sisters car parked directly behind him. He clearly hadn't planned very well because another one (also married) showed up, and in a fit of rage on turning the corner and seeing a rivals car behind my dads accelerated. Smashed her car into the other womans, into my dads, into the wall. Both ladies cars a write off, dads not bad, a bit of rendering damage to the house. Woman number 2 just got out her car and left, leaving the destruction behind.
He married her several years later.
Pretty sure he's not changed much, he's 79 now and still lives an adventurous life. (at 75 he rode his motorbike from Devon where he now lives to Lagos "Just fancied a bit of a tour")
Dunno how she puts up with him. lol
Anyway, couple of examples.
He had a Girlfriend, quite serious. She was involved in the British Olympic Show Jumping scene so was quite hoity toity. It was fairly serious but then she had a horse riding accident and sadly passed away. Whilst she was on life support (for about two weeks) he met her sister. Soon after the funeral she started visiting very regularly, quite bold seeing as her husband was a captain in the SAS.
Fast forward a few years, she was still around but not regular...... Others came and went. One was the wife of the local post master, another the wife of the local mechanic, anybody who fancied a bit tbh, but always decent lookers. (I appreciate that may be sexisit but hey, they story is about him)
Anyway, one afternoon the horse riding sister was over for bit of lunch followed by a passionate afternoon with him. Our house was an L shape with the door on the inside of the L, you'd drive in, around the end of the house and park up. His car was closest to the door, the sisters car parked directly behind him. He clearly hadn't planned very well because another one (also married) showed up, and in a fit of rage on turning the corner and seeing a rivals car behind my dads accelerated. Smashed her car into the other womans, into my dads, into the wall. Both ladies cars a write off, dads not bad, a bit of rendering damage to the house. Woman number 2 just got out her car and left, leaving the destruction behind.
He married her several years later.
Pretty sure he's not changed much, he's 79 now and still lives an adventurous life. (at 75 he rode his motorbike from Devon where he now lives to Lagos "Just fancied a bit of a tour")
Dunno how she puts up with him. lol
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
There was a long period of time l stayed away from relationships after a few heart breaks in my young life. I took a look around. 90% the lads in me life always brag about cheating and I just assume the other 10 where smart or atleast didn't feel they could trust me knowing. Then the amount of times you witness people cheating. Getting caught. At such a rate all around me that was convinced 99% off relationships if last long enough there will be cheating involved. Then you have many situations where EVERYONE knows except the person that should and everyone seems happy to keep it that way.
So I stayed away many years. I still am under no illusion it could or did happen in my current relationship. Not that necessarily I've had clues but you would be silly to blindly believe. I don't stress don't ever get jealous, I never look in phones or cross examine if I find out I find out then deal with it, what may be may be but you might aswell play along in the hope you don't die alone.
I love the idea of a loyal life long bond no one can break with a lover but its statically daft to believe. And thats just taking the figures you know about not factoring in these things should really be a hidden secret.
So I stayed away many years. I still am under no illusion it could or did happen in my current relationship. Not that necessarily I've had clues but you would be silly to blindly believe. I don't stress don't ever get jealous, I never look in phones or cross examine if I find out I find out then deal with it, what may be may be but you might aswell play along in the hope you don't die alone.
I love the idea of a loyal life long bond no one can break with a lover but its statically daft to believe. And thats just taking the figures you know about not factoring in these things should really be a hidden secret.
anton66
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Like Father like........?
royalblue66
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He has most probably spread a lot of happiness to neglected women in the world. Hahaha
Yeah, I agree. I think there's degrees too. If my missus was having a long term affair with someone, I'd want to know. If she drunkenly snogged some randomer on a night out, she can keep that to herself. None of us are perfect and mistakes get made.
The binman chronicles
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But enough grounds for impeachment, just ask Bill Clintonlol
Something was penetrated! Gobble, gobble.
Daz1878
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lol
He died as he lived, I guess.
Seathestars
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Fantastic, shake his hand for me next time you see him
ChesterBlue
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My last ex cheated on me while I was in work, and I got home to a lad hurriedly walking away from my flat - told her she’d have to move out on the spot... she also stole my best frying pan, which frankly was more upsetting than getting rid of her lol
JimmyJeffers
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A really good frying pan can be hard to find. Got to be robust yet tender
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