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Caught cheating stories

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roydo said:
I am similar age to you, and also, not married to Mrs R after 20 years together.

I am not moved to impart advice very often, but after a rather traumatic 2020, we are tying the knot asap. The reason? Being married when/if stuff that life can throw at you comes your way is way more convenient for dealing with random agencies and that.

Soz. Back on topic, I do have a funny and true story of how someone rather clumsily revealed a cheater to their other half. Pretty sure I have posted it before though.
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Yeah, that's definitely something to consider.

Never know what's around the corner.
 
longers said:
In primary school I once won a “who can hold their breath the longest” bet but I was actually breathing through my nose the entire time, made an absolute killing off my students, the gullible little sh*ts
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We used to do this weird thing where we'd hold our noses and see who could make themselves reddest. Absolutely weird thinking about it now obviously. But one day this lad Darren (who usually won) was doing his usual thing of turning bright purple while vibrating furiously, when suddenly his eye squirted a glob of liquid right at me. No idea what it was but you just reminded me of it, so thanks.
 
heatmeiser said:
We used to do this weird thing where we'd hold our noses and see who could make themselves reddest. Absolutely weird thinking about it now obviously. But one day this lad Darren (who usually won) was doing his usual thing of turning bright purple while vibrating furiously, when suddenly his eye squirted a glob of liquid right at me. No idea what it was but you just reminded me of it, so thanks.
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dear mr meister as a man who has witnessed many characters on grandoldteam.com is there one banning which stood out for u above all other CRUSHINGS buddy?
 
heatmeiser said:
We used to do this weird thing where we'd hold our noses and see who could make themselves reddest. Absolutely weird thinking about it now obviously. But one day this lad Darren (who usually won) was doing his usual thing of turning bright purple while vibrating furiously, when suddenly his eye squirted a glob of liquid right at me. No idea what it was but you just reminded me of it, so thanks.
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Darren is clearly a man of many talents.
 

Daveysgingerlovechild said:
Indeed. He told me all this at the point he was sleeping on the sofa and needed a shoulder to cry on. Needless to say I extended full sympathies for a horrible situation for him and his kids. He wasn't even sure himself how he let it get that far, bit of denial on his part he admitted.

I must admit I was, simultaneously, thinking "oh my freaking god man, HOW, HOW????". People, huh?

Fortunately for him he's moved on and is in a happier place.
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For some reason I just pictured you and him cuddling on the sofa while both your girls are making goat noises with swinger hero.
 
A few years ago I lived in a ground floor flat. The chap above me was in his 50s, clearly separated / divorcee. His daughter visited every other weekend. I'd hear her shouting and jumping around through the ceiling.

Drove a jag, dressed too young, was a consultant or solicitor judging by the loud conversations I'd hear through the ceiling when I was off work etc (he seemed to home work exclusively back then).

Anyway, a much younger lady (20s) appeared on the scene. She was a goer and appeared to be a legal secretary where he worked. She also liked to be "spanked by Daddy". Again, I could hear all this through the ceiling.

Said younger lady was never on the scene when the daughter was visiting. One day, I heard (yes through the sodding ceiling) a rather heated argument. It seems his wife was rather angry because he'd been trying to reconcile with her, but she'd discovered the presence of said lady. The argument spilled into the street. More clearly I definitely heard wife call him out for "lying to me, lying to your daughter, and lying to the counsellor. Lying c-word"

I don't know what happened next as I'd had enough of the noise and moved. Kinda miss the entertainment now. But not the ceiling. Silly old sod, did he really think he'd get away with it?
 

Went out with a girl many years ago she told me when she was kids her and her friends would go to the local layby where couples would get together in their cars to laugh at them , she seen a car all steamed up , ran up to it laughing banging on the door screaming you dirty gets , the man pops his head up it was her dad .
 
brigadier said:
Went out with a girl many years ago she told me when she was kids her and her friends would go to the local layby where couples would get together in their cars to laugh at them , she seen a car all steamed up , ran up to it laughing banging on the door screaming you dirty gets , the man pops his head up it was her dad .
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I presume it wasn't her mother with him !
 
I do have a story about a good mate of mine sleeping with his mum's best mates sons girlfriend when they were all staying at his parents house,and then a kid appearing which looks like him.

The whole story has so many weird situations that I find it hard to explain.

One line from him on the story is 'look, she came down to get a drink in my old PE shorts, I couldn't resist'
 

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