Christmas

[COYBL25]

He only has 1the other was traded to a Siberian rock salt miner

I’d better check and see if the undertaker works on Christmas Day then.

 

[jaycee]

I’d better check and see if the undertaker works on Christmas Day then.

Dont get distracted by his manger scene,it has Farage,Boris and Tommeh as the wise men,Maggie is Mary and its set as no room at the holiday inn because all the Muslims have been given rooms there

 

[COYBL25]

Dont get distracted by his manger scene,it has Farage,Boris and Tommeh as the wise men,Maggie is Mary and its set as no room at the holiday inn because all the Muslims have been given rooms there

lol lol lol lol lol Crying

 

[marnie]

@Joey66 has already invited me.

We’re having one of his kidneys as a starter.

Nearly spat my pint out lol lol I hope it's Devilled.

 

[marnie]

Dont get distracted by his manger scene,it has Farage,Boris and Tommeh as the wise men,Maggie is Mary and its set as no room at the holiday inn because all the Muslims have been given rooms there

Isn't 'On ignore Pete' playing one of the wise men lol

 

[chrismpw]

@chrismpw meet @Charles Hawtrey

*he should've said "you're" .... but otherwise nailed it.

 

[chrismpw]

Whats so bad about Christmas....
- its rather religious
- everyone assumes if your white you celebrate it
- People wishing you Merry Christmas- think about it - WTF
- Christmas music
- Christmas carols
- Having to visit relatives/ kissing relatives (even on the cheek, god forbid they slip you the tongue)
- spending time with people you don't like/have anything in common with
- dealing with well meaning drunks
- Overeating/over drinking
- football schedule gets all crammed up
- stress of buying gifts
- stress of getting crap gifts but appearing grateful
- bad jumpers allowed, even encouraged
- Nativity plays - garden ornaments
- the baby jesus
- the pandering to Kwansa or Hannukah
- People who want to put Christ back in Christmas
- red noses or antlers on cars
- people who 'love' christmas
- Christmas Markets (ripoff)
- Work lunches
- people saying " its ffor the kids"
- Christmas cards - the environment and the banality
- Christmas trees - the environment and the decorating...

Magnificent.

 

[jaycee]

Isn't 'On ignore Pete' playing one of the wise men lol

Dont think Adolf was into the whole Chrisrian stuff

 

[summerisle]

Dont get distracted by his manger scene,it has Farage,Boris and Tommeh as the wise men,Maggie is Mary and its set as no room at the holiday inn because all the Muslims have been given rooms there

Rees-Mogg as the donkey.

 

[COYBL25]

Magnificent.

I knew you’d appreciate it

 

[marnie]

On a slightly sadder note.It looks like it won't be a White Christmas in Greece after all.The lads worked really hard on the packaging n'all.lol

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[Joey66]

I knew you’d appreciate it

Is one of the angels not a ginger @COYBL25 .......

 

[summerisle]

The spirit of Christmas alive and well.

 

[summerisle]

Beware that Christmas stocking.

 

[LEONARD]

Beware that Christmas stocking.

I'm sticking with the Vera Wang.