ijjysmith
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Of course. I'm just balancing it out so not everyone thinks this guy will be the next Arjen Robben, when he might just be the next Jordi Cruyff.
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Of course. I'm just balancing it out so not everyone thinks this guy will be the next Arjen Robben, when he might just be the next Jordi Cruyff.
Philw
Player Valuation: £50m
And here was I thinking you knew something about football. If you actually watch the clip the player with the ball drags it back as if to play in the overlapping player on the right, which is what the CH reacts to. Can't work out if you're being dumb or a poor DaveK mimic...
Cork Evertonian
Player Valuation: £50m
Ajax have a rivalry with Utrecht.They hadn't won away against them since 2004 i think until a few months ago, when Ajax scored a late winner.Lasse Schone scored with a rocket of a shot and such was the force, it rebounded back out towards the centre circle.Klassen connected with the ball as it was rebounding out and kicked it high and hard right into the mass of Utrecht fans sitting behind the goal.It was a snide thing to do but he was overcome with passion for Ajax and the Utrecht fans were giving abuse all afternoon.So what better way to shut them up then by scoring a late winner and then kicking the ball with force right into their end.I think it would be boss if he did something like that in a merseyside derby!lol He's a class player but he's a snide as well, and we can do with a bit more snide at Everton.
Rudolf Hucker
Player Valuation: £30m
ToffeeTownMilto
Player Valuation: £8m
Just exactly where does Klassen fit in a 4-3-3?
I assume he won't play as a wide forward? Does he replace Davies in the midfield 3? Or does the 3 up top end with him playing behind two strikers?
I assume he won't play as a wide forward? Does he replace Davies in the midfield 3? Or does the 3 up top end with him playing behind two strikers?
He'd be the most attacking of the three midfielders, in either a 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-3
He plays this role for both Ajax and Holland very well.
I get people's reservations and there's no chance he'd score the same amount for us as he has for Ajax but, he is a very good player and one that would suit Koeman's system very well indeed.
He isn't a playmaker though. He's basically a box-to-box player who is very adept at finding space in the final third.
Saw him once in the Europa.
Looked alright.
SIGN HIM MOYLES
Looked alright.
SIGN HIM MOYLES
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
No. I said he was a decent player but we needed an attacker more urgently.
It has never been my judgement that Schneiderlin was crap.
Yes, he chases the feint to a player running into the channel and ignores the pressing threat through the middle. It's terrible defending. It doesn't matter if the player releases that pass to the right, because he should move when it happens, not before it happens, because there's no goal threat that is imminent from the player out wide.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Yeah, because the Dutch league produces all players like that.
Let's give him a few minutes of football for us before we start writing him off or lauding him as the next Bergkamp eh?
Actually sod that. Someone load up his Fifa stats!
Actually sod that. Someone load up his Fifa stats!
He can do a boss Lindy hop mate.
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £30m
To the tune of Agadoo
Davy class class Klassen
Davy Klassen is quite class
Davy class class Klassen
Davy Klassen is quite class
On his head, with his feet, he can score them off his knee
Davy class class Klassen
Son, you will do for me.
Needs a bit of work. A new second verse for a start.
Davy class class Klassen
Davy Klassen is quite class
Davy class class Klassen
Davy Klassen is quite class
On his head, with his feet, he can score them off his knee
Davy class class Klassen
Son, you will do for me.
Needs a bit of work. A new second verse for a start.
applecrumble
Player Valuation: £10m
The video starts with him falling over and then shaking hands with another player, then blowing his nose at an awards ceremony. Strangest highlight reel I've seen lol.
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