Girl in work had one. Its dong was to big for its body..I assume due to inbreeding...so it always gets stuck when the lipstick comes out. She has to apply a special cream to return the beast to its lairMy son has started asking for a dog, and a sister. Had my plums rendered useless by the doctor last year, so he won't be getting a sister unless his mar starts goosing the postman (again).
Been looking at getting a miniature Daschund, just so I look hard as nails walking it by ours.