2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[COYBL25]

My new poem for Dominic Calvert-Lewin

Oh Dom I'm glad you're back
Cos without you we are cack
I fear Dyche may get the sack
But with you he'll get some slack
Oh Dom please score a winner
So we can enjoy our dinner
With stress I'm getting thinner
"It's just a commercial" said Michael Winner
Blammo blammo Dom
You are the Lewin Bomb
I'd let you date my mum
And I'd be your new found son

ps I love you Dom, call me x

BW

maccavennie

Stop it now.

Bed.

 

[maccavennie]

Stop it now.

Bed.

That's only Verse 1.

I've written 25 verses, 6 bridges, 1 middle 8, a chorus (sing along optiona) an intro, an outro, a best of, a greatest hits, E.P, L.P, released on vinyl and cassette

 

[Joey66]

Stop it now.

Bed.

It rhymes ok Victor Meldrew lol

 

[maccavennie]

It rhymes ok Victor Meldrew lol

They can delete my poems Joey
But they'll never be able to delete my love for Dom

 

[Joey66]

They can delete my poems Joey
But they'll never be able to delete my love for Dom

He may be the difference on staying in the Prem ....... hopefully....

 

[Armaghtoffee]

My new poem for Dominic Calvert-Lewin

Oh Dom I'm glad you're back
Cos without you we are cack
I fear Dyche may get the sack
But with you he'll get some slack
Oh Dom please score a winner
So we can enjoy our dinner
With stress I'm getting thinner
"It's just a commercial" said Michael Winner
Blammo blammo Dom
You are the Lewin Bomb
I'd let you date my mum
And I'd be your new found son

ps I love you Dom, call me x

BW

maccavennie

 

[maccavennie]

Always nice to be appreciated and respected by my fellow peers

 

[Armaghtoffee]

A fit DCL and a rejuvenated McNeil might just be what the doctor ordered.

 

[Goat]

Keep plugging away

 

[good times bad times]

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Maybe he’d play better if he wasn’t on grass. Can’t be good for his match sharpness

He needs it for his joints apparently.

 

[malfosse]

Still garbage though and should have been replaced a while back

That's a different argument though. When fit should he start ahead of Maupay or Simms, our only recognised strikers?
I disagree with your assessment of him though.
Edit, I'm not including Gray in our strikers list, although I'd have him in ahead of Maupay or Simms as he does actually score goals for us.

 

[malfosse]

If he can start every game then yes, that's the best option. Bt he doesn't...nowhere near it. That means we never have a settled attack.

The games he does start could contribute to us staying up through his goals, or just occupying the central defenders enough for others to score.
Hopefully.

 

[cronullasharks]

That's only Verse 1.

I've written 25 verses, 6 bridges, 1 middle 8, a chorus (sing along optiona) an intro, an outro, a best of, a greatest hits, E.P, L.P, released on vinyl and cassette

The a cappella version you crooned over the loudspeaker at Morrison's was worth the beating I copped in the carpark

 

[Bedfordblue]

Swapping from Adidas mid-season would be odd? Dyche did say they’d look at everything.

Be quite amusing if it’s that simple and he now plays every game until he retires at 47.

Career achievement of 68 goals…..

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Danjuma, the striker who ditched us last minute for Spurs has played ....11 minutes since January!

He should have come here, would have got games and goals