2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[chicoazul]

 

[Curtis]

Got to give him major credit been hindered by a long standing for over a year comes back and gets clattered into , damaging his face once again not hid fault. Then comes back and scores two clever goals on the break which in the past hadn't been his forte as a striker in the past. He looks focused and there's less pressure due to beto being present but pressure on dcl from everton fans is perennial and he's been vibrant lately kudos to him. Hope he can continue to build on these bright performances

 

[Tel001]

Yeah, Danjuna has a touch of the Kevin Mirallas about him at times. Greedy bugger!

That’s a very good comparison tbf

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Don’t understand why we never just did the Joe Max-Moore chant for D C L

 

[DanEFC92]

To the tune of Mr Sandman

Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom

Mr Calvert-Lewin. Give me a goal.

etc

 

[MikeH72]

To the tune of Mr Sandman

Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom

Mr Calvert-Lewin. Give me a goal.

etc

Genuinely sang this to the tune of the Enter Sandman main riff in my head before I realised. It still works tbh.

 

[Bluebonic]

The only song i can think of that fits the 3,2,2 syllable pattern is the chorus to World in motion by new order. “Loves got the world in motion and i know what we can do” works with his name, “Dominic Calvert-Lewin is our famous number nine”

 

[Dougie]

It still remains the case that we are better when Dom is playing and he is finding the goal again now too. I would be tempted to put him on from the start again and then replace him with Beto later on. Do as much damage as possible in the first half.

The way games are going close to 100 mins of game time. Beto and dcl should be rotating on the 60min mark every game, as whoever comes on as 40 mins which is basically a whole half. Whoever starts has to be running and bouncing their defenders for 60 mins, then when the board comes up they will be like thank god then look and see who is coming on and just sink and out their head down.

 

[dCahill17]

Waiting for the team news to put a bet on Calvert Lewin to score a hat trick with Stake.

I know some of you are against betting and all that but I’m going to do it anyway. If and when I win my bet(s) with Stake it will be all the more satisfying when it is wrote across Calvert Lewin’s shirt.

Good day!

 

[Zatara]

Waiting for the team news to put a bet on Calvert Lewin to score a hat trick with Stake.

I know some of you are against betting and all that but I’m going to do it anyway. If and when I win my bet(s) with Stake it will be all the more satisfying when it is wrote across Calvert Lewin’s shirt.

Good day!

What are the odds on that + him and Beto scoring?

 

[Kever10]

I said 1 ages ago, to the tune of Stop the cavalry by Jonah Lewie (like the Tom Tom Cleverly 1)

Signed from Sheffield,
For a million quid,
Koeman played him on the wing,
Now hes number 9,
Scoring all the time,
Dominic Calvert Lewin.

Dom, Dom, dadda Dom,
Dom, Dom, dadda Dom,
Dom, Dom, dadda Dom, Dom da Dom

Be great at xmas especially

 

[dCahill17]

What are the odds on that + him and Beto scoring?

66-1 hat trick, not sure about other odds.

 

[tommye]

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[davek]

I know he's scored, but we look more solid with Beto up top.