2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[JimmyJeffers]

Yeboah

Bless you wise owl

 

[tonka1878]

There is a large number of our Fanbase, particularly on here, that should be starting to feel a bit silly now. I just hope they can accept that they were Wrong and give him the full support traditionally given to our number Nine's!

 

[datblygu]

DCL is getting quite grizzled. He had a babyface a couple of years ago, but now it looks as though he's lived a life.

 

[maccavennie]

Haha caught it before you deleted but no, not that one, that goal was unreal. It's bugging me. Definitely seen it before.

Duncan Ferguson scored a peach against the rs in 1997 where he done a little feint, moved the ball across and powered in a brilliant finish into the bottom corner.

 

[tonka1878]

DCL is getting quite grizzled. He had a babyface a couple of years ago, but now it looks as though he's lived a life.

He's had a relatively tough couple of years, for a Professional Footballer! Despite being a very wealthy working class lad in his twenties.

 

[Hackbread]

Hal Robson-Kanu scored one against Belgium in the Euros years back

My favourite goal ever scored in a non Everton shirt

 

[alwaysblue]

I swear there's a famous goal where the player does the same fake turn as yesterday. Going to spend my Monday looking for it.

Didn't Robbie Fowler score like that

 

[alwaysblue]

Hal Robson-Kanu scored one against Belgium in the Euros years back

Never saw him do anything remotely close to that prior or after. What a goal. What a night! Leathered!

 

[Cels]

Take his name out of your hateful mouths you dirty slags you wanted him gone.

I’ve had many sending me PMs begging to unleash the vaults on the haters and bring them to their knees over their misplaced sense of entitlement and clearly not knowing a footballer, but I’m deploying my usual restraint and diplomacy for now on the basis these toads, these self loathing bigots, these homophobes ask for clemency by sundown. Only then will be consider if they are allow to celebrate any further DCL strikes.

Took his goal well yesterday.

I stand by my previous photoshopped post...

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[Librarian]

DCL is getting quite grizzled. He had a babyface a couple of years ago, but now it looks as though he's lived a life.

He’s seen the inside of a maternity ward
Now he’s got the thousand yard stare

 

[Marius57]

Class on and off the pitch.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He’s seen the inside of a maternity ward
Now he’s got the thousand yard stare

I wonder how involved footballers can get with raising their kids. Must have a night nanny so he can sleep properly otherwise he’d be walking round the pitch, all confused, singing about a baby shark.

 

[tonka1878]

He’s seen the inside of a maternity ward
Now he’s got the thousand yard stare

The HORROR!! I can't imagine.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Nymzee]