2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[COYBL25]

He's not scoring again all season. The sooner we accept that and move on the better.

Maybe Dave was right all along about the glue factory ?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

If you keep saying before every game that he’s gonna score, eventually he will and you’ll finally get to feel dead clever and mystic.

I think they haven't realised GOT isn't the bet365 app.

 

[DanEFC92]

If you keep saying before every game that he’s gonna score, eventually he will and you’ll finally get to feel dead clever and mystic.

I'm from the future. He doesn't score.

 

[navidson]

When you find yourself pining for Jermaine Beckford you know things have gone badly wrong

 

[Dixieslaces]

He's gonna score absolutely loads of goals tonight imo. Fit, ready and hungry.

Bookmarked


*heads to bookies, taps nose

 

[COYBL25]

I'm from the future. He doesn't score.

You can’t leave it there, does he open his own cabaret bar in Phuket ?

 

[Dixieslaces]

You can’t leave it there, does he open his own cabaret bar in Phuket ?

Cages gonna be rattled...................

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

When you find yourself pining for Jermaine Beckford you know things have gone badly wrong

I loved his uncanny ability to have mad bounces, scuffs and bobbles go his way.

 

[navidson]

I loved his uncanny ability to have mad bounces, scuffs and bobbles go his way.

You leave Bobble out of this

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You leave Bobble out of this

Esk off, I'll me tion whichever Everton celeb fan/itk/grifter I like!

 

[matty1878]

I'm from the future. He doesn't score.

im
from the present and he doesn’t now

 

[Daytripper]

If you keep saying before every game that he’s gonna score, eventually he will and you’ll finally get to feel dead clever and mystic.

Given the average intellect on here that won’t be difficult

 

[Arteta2391]

play him at RB

maybe he forgot how to be a striker

 

[thevorpalblade]

Dominic?! He's a striker?
Now tell me another one.

 

[Number_25]

Sexy Marcus Bent.