2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Eggs]

“Felt something”

….congratulations, Matey.

 

[Drico]

If she has twins does he get next week off on account?

If the labour lasts a week to produce the second, I imagine so.

 

[Drico]

But thats the issue. Now that he has missed game number 1, the mantra will be that he needs time, to be eased in gently etc.. broken record at this stage.

He needed binning last year. He cannot be relied on as he appears to be made of glass. I have no idea why he's out today, but anybody who wasn't deluded knew he was not somebody you could plan around. As always, the club decided to take the sunny outlook and cross its fingers...

 

[Ferguson1878]

i think he’s out of order he’s probably got another 60 odd years left of time with his new baby , couldn’t he have just givin us today , birds do all the work first few weeks anyway the fellas just get in the way

 

[Mark Bisson]

“Felt something”

“Felt something”

A disturbance in the the force? The sound of a million Evertonians unclipping the first bottle of bleach for the season?

 

[Gerbs]

Someone go into the stands and throw a headlock and drag him into the dressing room

 

[lesbattersby]

He’s not with his new child mate he’s watching the match.

Hes done me dirty there.

 

[MikeH72]

i think he’s out of order he’s probably got another 60 odd years left of time with his new baby , couldn’t he have just givin us today , birds do all the work first few weeks anyway the fellas just get in the way

Looks like he’s left his missus at home with the baby anyway.

 

[buededw1]

If his partner has just given birth, he has every right to be at home with his new child. There is more to life than kicking a football.

 

[everton fan number one]

I've not been keeping track. Did he not manage to get fit over summer?

 

[Zatara]

Commentator says his mrs gave birth overnight.

The Daddy.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

And where were you today fella.

 

[Dharma]

Off to meet Mr Levy.

 

[PeregrineT]

Cost us the match

 

[Parker]

It's Dyche who ain't playing him.

He basically declared himself fit after Sporting.