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Reckon he's got a proper sweaty bum watching the clock tick down
I don’t. If no one buys him, he stays, starts and becomes a very rich man next Summer (or Jan)
Tony’s Carp
Player Valuation: £50m
Pouring out the bottom of his pleated culottes
ToffeeScot
Player Valuation: £10m
Yep. The only one losing in this situation is us.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
If no one wants him now for effectively pennies for a once International striker, he isn’t getting a bumper contract when he is one year older and probably scored 6 goals (all pens) this season’s. His new agents have blown far too much smoke up his arse. Either way Everton lose out, but unless he scores 15+ for us this season, which will see us safely into BMD, he’s going to lose out too, and waste another year of his career playing 67 mins a week for us.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
We'll sell him tomorrow late on.
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
Or he has another subpar season and his offers are less than what he could’ve already locked in.
Forecast it - it will be like where's the DCL money gone ....
Still gets a hefty signing on fee mate.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Forecast it - it will be like where's the DCL money gone ....
Possibly so Joey
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
I honestly don't know where he goes and improves a team and I think that's the sticking point for a lot of clubs. Is he better than what they have?
Not with his injury record -NO -
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
At the end of the day he is a niche striker. If you can get him service into the box and allow him to run onto crosses, he will be effective for you. To me, that reads backup striker for a lot of teams. I do think he is very useful for the right squad but he isn’t convincing anyone with his recent form.