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2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

Bar the 1v1 which showed a bizarre lack of confidence for a striker that had scored 2 in 2 and thinks he’s worth 675k a week, he was very good today.

Yes we would have won if he’d scored that chance so automatically he is the spawn of Satan. Booo! And he’s made a habit of missing those same chances (even against this same keeper!). But still, if his shot against the bar had been 2cm lower and we’d drawn he’d have been MoM. Did a lot of good.
 


He rubbish when he got time on the ball in front of goal.

Weirdly when he's got a guy on him and he battling to get the dot away he tends to hit the target, similarly if it's a first touch dink like v Bournemouth.

But...

The moment he takes a couple of touches everything seems to get very very complicated in his head and looks like he's never gonna score
 
It's so frustrating. On his day he can be brilliant. He leads the line so well but has absolutely nothing either side of him and nobody in the team is capable of putting a cross in to him.

Then there's the utter brainfart moments like that yesterday that likely would have at least got us a point. You've been around for years, why on earth are you dallying in front of goal and unaware that their centre half is right next to you so you cannot possibly round the keeper?

At least for his second effort he put his boot through it, but half decent strikers score 2/2 goals there most of the time.
 
1 in 2 ratio this season, it's why the dinos are attacking his work rate.
1 in 2 ratio this season 😂😂

We are 4 games in. He was good in parts last night but again when it matters he fluffed his lines.

He’s been terrible for 3 seasons now.

Stop hyping him up. He’s a terrible striker. Not one team came in for him, not even Saudi! It’s only a few dopes on here that actually rate him.
 

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