Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Crazy mate, totally crazy.
Even madder though, how these successive maangers keep picking him ahead of other options.
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Even madder though, how these successive maangers keep picking him ahead of other options.
Toffeeforme
Player Valuation: £950k
What have we become accustomed to. He's 95% shitzer with a 3% good work rate performance and 2% critical goal. Back in the day he would be playing in the reserves until he started netting. Cant believe anyone will be giving him more than we offered even with a free.
Crazy mate, totally crazy.
Even madder though, how these successive maangers keep picking him ahead of other options.
How much would you want us to bid for a striker with 2 league goals?
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Whats his name mate?
21 goals mate.
He scored 21 goals in a season.
You are talking 80m, at least.
We just agreed to pay 40m for Broja who scored 0 goals last season, so I think 80m is a fair price.
So only an xG of 1 is being counted by you here as a "decent chance". What utter nonsense you've written.
For the record a penalty, where you have an unobstructed shot right at the keeper from 12 yards out, is only 0.76.
Right, so what is 2.7 xG divided by 18 games?
Let's call him Lominic Dalvert Cewin
The average xG per shot on goal is between 0.06 and 0.14.
You can work out how many he has missed.
How many xG is a header on the halfway line?
Heres a challenge, name the last chance DCL missed.
Do you know something we don’t?
From reading this thread.
You are allowed to just say anything, it doesnt have to be factual.
The free header he sent right into the keepers hands when he came on last weekend.
Not a hard challenge this.