Well clearly you do, otherwise he'd have scored wouldn't he? I didn't think he went at it with a lot of conviction, which I would expect a natural goalscorer to do.I don’t think anyone’s needs killer instinct from that close though? Soon as he did that I knew this thread would go up 10 pages. People seem to love that he’s not scoring.
You're veering into the dangerous territory of suggesting people who paid to go and stand in about minus 10 temperatures to watch us labour to a win against Stoke would rather we'd lost so that they could prove a point on the internet to someone they've never met. I'm not sure if you're the type of person who likes to do that, but I can assure you that I'm not. Nothing would please me more than DCL scoring 300 goals for Everton, but I make no apologies for pointing out that I don't think he's good enough to be playing regularly for us at the moment.