Pilks
Player Valuation: £8m
Before lockdown, when I worked in the office, the only footy site I could get on was RAWK, so i had a nose one day and its a scary place.
They all seek acceptance, its weird. I dont know what thread it was, but someone pretended that they got a taxi from JLA and the taxi driver was a blue. The fair came to X amount, so he gave the driver £19.95. When the driver questioned it, the mutants reply was "1995 - the last time your lot won something"
Comments where all "PMSL" "Thar showed him" etc.
You would struggle to find a place like that on the dark web.
'Showed him'? If someone vastly overpaid me just to make a point about Everton being hopeless I'd nod my head, shake his hand and thank him for his custom!
They just do not grasp the central truth that part of being an Evertonian is accepting the team's failings with suitable gallows humour. Their way is to accept their failings by killing people. Or their successes, come to that - they're Equal Opportunity Thugs, if nothing else.
You can pay me all day long to underline THAT fact, you inbred stains on the face of English football...