Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
They are all the actions of right wing Labour councillors acting in conjunction with the civil service mandarins the Tories sent up to run the place.
You get Eurovision and Klopp the Freeman of Liverpool in such a bent system.
They all made sure that Paisley Shankly Dalglish Gerrard and Klopp have them.
Dean Ball Catterick Kendall obviously not as befitting as the gurning German