Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Pot noodle headed...Don't forget mankini wearing, lamppost molesting, Fanta guzzling, "promise" making...
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Pot noodle headed...Don't forget mankini wearing, lamppost molesting, Fanta guzzling, "promise" making...
iPad holdingPot noodle headed...
Child spittingiPad holding
Pigeon-webbing...Pigeon abusers
100% a kopite !
Imagine, if you will, a scenario, where the manager, Jürgen Schmürgen, invites ticketless fans to a cup final... what could possibly go wrongView attachment 244577
Surely Lance Armstrong FC are not expecting any issues with Tickets down at Wembley are they?! There’s never any problem with those fine upstanding LFC fans travelling to cup finals is there……
Met police - I hope you’ve got the heroes of Paris on speed dial.
Tricky local youths?Imagine, if you will, a scenario, where the manager, Jürgen Schmürgen, invites ticketless fans to a cup final... what could possibly go wrong
Imported from Paris, no doubt.Tricky local youths?
Chelsea fans?Tricky local youths?
That "imagine being us" is one of the cringest things I've ever heard.
Who'd want to imagine being a bunch of racist defending, full kit wearing, slab dropping, ambulance rocking, coach smashing, excrement flinging, fountain wanking, wall pushing, ticket thieving, pocket-pissing, upside-down scarf waving, cringe song singing, crying, cult-like scruffs?
and crowd funding for MbappeDon't forget mankini wearing, lamppost molesting, Fanta guzzling, "promise" making...