Norwegian Cow
Player Valuation: £40m
I am not happy that they got Klopp.
I think he can do well with them.
I think he can do well with them.
Oh god imagine if they do get Klopp. It will be Kloppmania.
Terrible puns in the papers , embarrassing poems on RAWK
The RS fans will be Dortmund experts overnight
I used to like him but I hate him now for even being linked.
They will ruin him like they do all the rest.
Thing is he's an actually decent manager, so even if he does all that crap he's still likely to be more successful than Brenda (which won't be that hard, granted)He will turn into a wreath laying idiot in no time.
RIP KLOPP
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3261668/Philippe-Coutinho-ready-quit-Liverpool-choose-Barcelona-Real-Madrid-plus-European-papers.html#ixzz3nn8RgOM8
Philippe Coutinho 'ready to quit Liverpool and choose Barcelona over Real Madrid'...
Philippe Coutinho is ready to turn his back on Liverpool and choose Barcelona over Real Madrid as both La Liga giants chase the Brazilian's signature, according to reports in Spain.
Brendan Rodgers was sacked on Sunday night and despite the likely arrival of Jurgen Klopp at Anfield, Coutinho is reportedly happy to leave the club in the January transfer window.
Barcelona are known admirers of the intelligent playmaker and the campaign to get him to the Nou Camp has already begun with good friend and Barcelona forward Neymar insisting Coutinho would be a perfect fit for the club.
I believe The Samaritans have cancelled all leave.
Hey Jurg, don't let us down
Take a sad club, and make it better
Remember to take us into your heart
Then we can start to score some belters
Hey Jurg, don't be afraid
To kick Mourhino in the bollocks
The minute the Kop gets under your skin
You become ours forever and ever
And anytime you feel the urge, hey Jurg, be sure
To go all out with psycho staring
Hug the team like they're rag dolls and slap their gobs
And have Sky Sports hyperventilating
nein nein nein nein, nein nein nein nein
Hey Jurg, don't let us down
Piers Moron has got his matches out.
Our rivals have shat themselves at the news
They're not amused that you'll make us better
Better better better better better better, OW!
Mein mein mein mein mein mein mein, mein mein mein mein, hey Jurg
Mein mein mein mein mein mein mein, mein mein mein mein, hey Jurg
Mein mein mein mein mein mein mein, mein mein mein mein, hey Jurg
Mein mein mein mein mein mein mein, mein mein mein mein, hey Jurg...
I'm sure Real Madrid fans were salivating at the prospect of him displacing James Rodriguez from the starting line up
Thing is he's an actually decent manager, so even if he does all that crap he's still likely to be more successful than Brenda (which won't be that hard, granted)
Nothing against Klopp, I'm sure he's a nice man, and doesn't fit their usual managerial stereotype at all.
I just think he's making an incredibly poor decision that he'll come to regret when his career is in the toilet two years from now.
If he had any sense, he'd have done what Mourinho did when his stock was on the up - take the sure fire jobs that give you the big chance of winning championships and boosting your reputation. Proven winners like Porto/Madrid, money soaked clubs like Chelsea...
He's basically walking into his own career death bed by taking the Liverpool job.