Salah's Goals
1. Watford - Tap in he nearly missed.
2. Hoffenheim - Empty net
3. Arsenal - Pace goal and weird stuff from Cech, going back, coming forward, not setting himself before shot, awful angles.
4. Seville - Shouldn't even count.
5. Burnley - Reasonable goal. Keeper will be disappointed though. Near post.
6. Leicester - Was trying to nod it back across goal. Sheer fluke.
7. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
8. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
9. Spurs - Mishit pace goal. Lucky.
10. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
11. West Ham - Pace goal with only Hart to beat
12. West Ham - SPACE goal. Afforded a ludicrous amount of space due to school boy defending from West Ham.
13. Southampton - A tidy finish but again in silly amount of space due to that clown they nearly signed in the summer going on some demented walkabout. Forrster will be disappointed to let it in as well. It was hardly in the postage stamp.
14. Southampton - Couldn't really miss.
15. Chelsea - Took it quite well but incredibly lucky deflection.
At the moment he`d walk into any club team in the world.
Get in the bin you nut job.
Ban.