ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[wilfjacko]

I hate to say it but I think they'll do us about 5 nil on Sunday. I expect Salah to score a couple at least.

Don't be silly.

 

[Goat]

Salah's Goals



1. Watford - Tap in he nearly missed.
2. Hoffenheim - Empty net
3. Arsenal - Pace goal and weird stuff from Cech, going back, coming forward, not setting himself before shot, awful angles.
4. Seville - Shouldn't even count.
5. Burnley - Reasonable goal. Keeper will be disappointed though. Near post.
6. Leicester - Was trying to nod it back across goal. Sheer fluke.
7. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
8. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
9. Spurs - Mishit pace goal. Lucky.
10. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
11. West Ham - Pace goal with only Hart to beat
12. West Ham - SPACE goal. Afforded a ludicrous amount of space due to school boy defending from West Ham.
13. Southampton - A tidy finish but again in silly amount of space due to that clown they nearly signed in the summer going on some demented walkabout. Forrster will be disappointed to let it in as well. It was hardly in the postage stamp.
14. Southampton - Couldn't really miss.
15. Chelsea - Took it quite well but incredibly lucky deflection.

This brings us shame.

 

[Kurt.]

Salah's Goals



1. Watford - Tap in he nearly missed.
2. Hoffenheim - Empty net
3. Arsenal - Pace goal and weird stuff from Cech, going back, coming forward, not setting himself before shot, awful angles.
4. Seville - Shouldn't even count.
5. Burnley - Reasonable goal. Keeper will be disappointed though. Near post.
6. Leicester - Was trying to nod it back across goal. Sheer fluke.
7. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
8. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
9. Spurs - Mishit pace goal. Lucky.
10. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
11. West Ham - Pace goal with only Hart to beat
12. West Ham - SPACE goal. Afforded a ludicrous amount of space due to school boy defending from West Ham.
13. Southampton - A tidy finish but again in silly amount of space due to that clown they nearly signed in the summer going on some demented walkabout. Forrster will be disappointed to let it in as well. It was hardly in the postage stamp.
14. Southampton - Couldn't really miss.
15. Chelsea - Took it quite well but incredibly lucky deflection.

Steveohohohoho

 

[Prevenger17]

This brings us shame.

Steveohohohoho

You just don't get it lads

 

[goodisonopheliac]

*sees FA Cup draw*
*screaming*

 

[cronullasharks]

I don't really think people appreciate what Steve0 is actually doing here tbh.

Unfortunately its making more heads fall off here than where its intended

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present for you amusement and edification, my contender for the biggest wtf?!? of 2017:

h ttps://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2017/nov/30/270-miles-from-anfield-but-no-less-liverpool-video

Beyond parody.

Hope someone calls it in as an ISIS headquarters and it gets carpet bombed.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

I'm a fan of Space and I remember they went through a phase where they did interviews with the official Liverpool channel or whatever it is on their website, meaning only Liverpool fans could watch it. Way to screw over your non-kopite fans, guys. Thankfully they've stopped doing that now.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm a fan of Space and I remember they went through a phase where they did interviews with the official Liverpool channel or whatever it is on their website, meaning only Liverpool fans could watch it. Way to screw over your non-kopite fans, guys. Thankfully they've stopped doing that now.

Shock shock horror horror... shock shock horror

 

[Steve0]

You just don't get it lads

It's lonely at the top.

 

[toffeejack]

It's lonely at the top.

Imagine being an evertonian actually going to serious effort to have a go at a fellow vote for saying an everton player is better than a rs

 

[Neiler]

They could have got an interpreter to explain to Salah how to get to the barber, the man clearly needs some personal hygiene tips.

 

[Kurt.]

They could have got an entrepreneur to explain to Salah how to get to the barber, the man clearly needs some personal hygiene tips.

An interpreter may be a better idea ?

 

[mccole]

Shock shock horror horror... shock shock horror

This deserved more

 

[Neiler]

Wins or shins.

Choose wisely.