wilfjacko
Player Valuation: £8m
Don't be silly.I hate to say it but I think they'll do us about 5 nil on Sunday. I expect Salah to score a couple at least.
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Don't be silly.I hate to say it but I think they'll do us about 5 nil on Sunday. I expect Salah to score a couple at least.
Salah's Goals
1. Watford - Tap in he nearly missed.
2. Hoffenheim - Empty net
3. Arsenal - Pace goal and weird stuff from Cech, going back, coming forward, not setting himself before shot, awful angles.
4. Seville - Shouldn't even count.
5. Burnley - Reasonable goal. Keeper will be disappointed though. Near post.
6. Leicester - Was trying to nod it back across goal. Sheer fluke.
7. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
8. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
9. Spurs - Mishit pace goal. Lucky.
10. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
11. West Ham - Pace goal with only Hart to beat
12. West Ham - SPACE goal. Afforded a ludicrous amount of space due to school boy defending from West Ham.
13. Southampton - A tidy finish but again in silly amount of space due to that clown they nearly signed in the summer going on some demented walkabout. Forrster will be disappointed to let it in as well. It was hardly in the postage stamp.
14. Southampton - Couldn't really miss.
15. Chelsea - Took it quite well but incredibly lucky deflection.
Salah's Goals
1. Watford - Tap in he nearly missed.
2. Hoffenheim - Empty net
3. Arsenal - Pace goal and weird stuff from Cech, going back, coming forward, not setting himself before shot, awful angles.
4. Seville - Shouldn't even count.
5. Burnley - Reasonable goal. Keeper will be disappointed though. Near post.
6. Leicester - Was trying to nod it back across goal. Sheer fluke.
7. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
8. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
9. Spurs - Mishit pace goal. Lucky.
10. Daily Mirror - Shouldn't count.
11. West Ham - Pace goal with only Hart to beat
12. West Ham - SPACE goal. Afforded a ludicrous amount of space due to school boy defending from West Ham.
13. Southampton - A tidy finish but again in silly amount of space due to that clown they nearly signed in the summer going on some demented walkabout. Forrster will be disappointed to let it in as well. It was hardly in the postage stamp.
14. Southampton - Couldn't really miss.
15. Chelsea - Took it quite well but incredibly lucky deflection.
This brings us shame.
Steveohohohoho
Unfortunately its making more heads fall off here than where its intendedI don't really think people appreciate what Steve0 is actually doing here tbh.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present for you amusement and edification, my contender for the biggest wtf?!? of 2017:
h ttps://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2017/nov/30/270-miles-from-anfield-but-no-less-liverpool-video
Beyond parody.
Shock shock horror horror... shock shock horrorI'm a fan of Space and I remember they went through a phase where they did interviews with the official Liverpool channel or whatever it is on their website, meaning only Liverpool fans could watch it. Way to screw over your non-kopite fans, guys. Thankfully they've stopped doing that now.
You just don't get it lads
It's lonely at the top.
An interpreter may be a better idea ?They could have got an entrepreneur to explain to Salah how to get to the barber, the man clearly needs some personal hygiene tips.
Shock shock horror horror... shock shock horror