royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
Right mate, I just couldn't do it somehow, but I would never ever write them off.
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ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Now Klopp faces a bit of a dilemma. Does he scent a run to the CL final and go for bust hoping all the stars align, and Satan does his bit. Do that possibly at the expense of maintaining current league form to keep Spurs out of the top four?
I honestly don't think he can do both, whereas Spurs in the same position I believe they can.
**starts writing They dared to Dream 2
Big_nev
Player Valuation: £25m
You've been chatting waffle of the Septic Peg variety all season you mad man.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
That had to be one of the funniest things ever.
This review on Amazon had me in stitches....
5.0 out of 5 starsWe go again,,,Brenny and the Warriors
ByJuan Kerron 22 July 2014
Format: Kindle Edition
We go again...Brenny and the warriors
"I can remember it like it was yesterday. There had been a tremendous build up in the weeks before. Brenny and Stevie G had decided it would be a good idea for the warriors to arrive for the last home games in a team bus. They were receiving a tremendous reception at each triumphal procession, all the followers in full kit with their scarves and Norwegian flags (five times, five times) welcoming them. The premier league winners 13/14 T- shirts were even outselling the `five times' ones. I knew all this because I had been following it on sky sports with Carra and Tommo.
There is a bitter and his missus who live in the flat next to Mums. He has been very quiet the last few weeks, but giving me a strange looking smile when I see him. Of course every other weekend he is at the match with the other bitters, so leaving me in peace enjoying sky sports every weekend. Sometimes I try to listen to him and his missus through the wall, but have to be careful in case Mum catches me.
Anyway, the big weekend arrived. I had been looking forward to it all week, could not sleep. Had to make sure I did all the jobs Mum asked me to do, so she would wash my full kit and scarf ready for the big game. Some of my online friends say at forty years of age I should have my own place, but Mum only asks for a tenner of my incapacity benefit each week to cover everything.
The big day finally arrived. Was up early as I could not sleep. Managed to listen in to next door, good job I hadn't put my shorts on but will need to hide my pyjama bottoms from Mum.
Put sky sports on for the build-up. Just after lunch I put my full kit on, even shin pads and boots. Both scarves ready, kissed the badge five times. On sky sports there was Carra, Tommo, Lawro, Hanno. They then kept showing interviews with Brenny and Stevie G, who had come up with another great idea. They said that the warriors were going to do it for the '96 in the sky'. I turned over when they showed Morrinio.
At last, the warriors emerged from the tunnel. Not sure why, but I always get a strange sensation in my shorts. Spoke to Mum about it, but she just said I would grow out of it. The Sky cameras then zoomed in on some of the old warriors in the crowd. I spotted King Kenny, Rushie, Aldo, Barnso, Hanno, Lawro. Mr Henry was also there to watch his EPL British soccer franchise.
The game kicked off, and Chelski were not interested. We were murdering them (don't mention Heysel), but could not score. Stevie G was brilliant; he had given a rousing speech at the last game, telling everyone that this does not slip now. Some time in the second half, I am sure someone fouled Stevie G, and he slipped up, with Ba getting the ball and scoring. Stevie G must have been fouled as it is never his fault, but sky would not show the proper replay to prove it. Anyway, I felt sure Brenny would sort things out. I could not believe it when they scored again, clearly offside. Everyone is against us; we have not even had a penalty for at least three games.
I screamed and banged my head against the wall. Mum shouted up to me to stop it, saying it always seems to end like this every year. She is wrong because she usually threatens to not buy me the new full kit for Christmas when I scream and cry, and this season it is much later!
Anyway, I kissed my badge again five times and wiped away the tears. Brenny came on to be interviewed by sky. He said we have to believe, and will put ten past Palace next game.
We were 3-0 up and heading for 10, I had messed the front of my shorts again without realising it. Mum will kill me. The next thing, it was 3-3. Louis and Stevie G were crying, Brennies bottom lip was going. I am sure I heard laughing from the bitter next door.
Anyway, next year will be our year. As long as the refs are fair with us, they only gave us 14 penalties last season.
Five times, five times."
`Full Kit' Juan Kerr
*cap doffed lol*
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
I don’t think they will or I certainly hope they don’t that’s for sure but this is a club that saw igor biscan and dijimi Traoré win it with them so I don’t want to laugh until they’re out personally mate .
Why not?
Brendan Janus
Player Valuation: £40m
Did 'The Warriors' come out to play in the end ?
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Because Salah is a bit gooder
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
That had to be one of the funniest things ever.
This review on Amazon had me in stitches....
5.0 out of 5 starsWe go again,,,Brenny and the Warriors
ByJuan Kerron 22 July 2014
Format: Kindle Edition
We go again...Brenny and the warriors
"I can remember it like it was yesterday. There had been a tremendous build up in the weeks before. Brenny and Stevie G had decided it would be a good idea for the warriors to arrive for the last home games in a team bus. They were receiving a tremendous reception at each triumphal procession, all the followers in full kit with their scarves and Norwegian flags (five times, five times) welcoming them. The premier league winners 13/14 T- shirts were even outselling the `five times' ones. I knew all this because I had been following it on sky sports with Carra and Tommo.
There is a bitter and his missus who live in the flat next to Mums. He has been very quiet the last few weeks, but giving me a strange looking smile when I see him. Of course every other weekend he is at the match with the other bitters, so leaving me in peace enjoying sky sports every weekend. Sometimes I try to listen to him and his missus through the wall, but have to be careful in case Mum catches me.
Anyway, the big weekend arrived. I had been looking forward to it all week, could not sleep. Had to make sure I did all the jobs Mum asked me to do, so she would wash my full kit and scarf ready for the big game. Some of my online friends say at forty years of age I should have my own place, but Mum only asks for a tenner of my incapacity benefit each week to cover everything.
The big day finally arrived. Was up early as I could not sleep. Managed to listen in to next door, good job I hadn't put my shorts on but will need to hide my pyjama bottoms from Mum.
Put sky sports on for the build-up. Just after lunch I put my full kit on, even shin pads and boots. Both scarves ready, kissed the badge five times. On sky sports there was Carra, Tommo, Lawro, Hanno. They then kept showing interviews with Brenny and Stevie G, who had come up with another great idea. They said that the warriors were going to do it for the '96 in the sky'. I turned over when they showed Morrinio.
At last, the warriors emerged from the tunnel. Not sure why, but I always get a strange sensation in my shorts. Spoke to Mum about it, but she just said I would grow out of it. The Sky cameras then zoomed in on some of the old warriors in the crowd. I spotted King Kenny, Rushie, Aldo, Barnso, Hanno, Lawro. Mr Henry was also there to watch his EPL British soccer franchise.
The game kicked off, and Chelski were not interested. We were murdering them (don't mention Heysel), but could not score. Stevie G was brilliant; he had given a rousing speech at the last game, telling everyone that this does not slip now. Some time in the second half, I am sure someone fouled Stevie G, and he slipped up, with Ba getting the ball and scoring. Stevie G must have been fouled as it is never his fault, but sky would not show the proper replay to prove it. Anyway, I felt sure Brenny would sort things out. I could not believe it when they scored again, clearly offside. Everyone is against us; we have not even had a penalty for at least three games.
I screamed and banged my head against the wall. Mum shouted up to me to stop it, saying it always seems to end like this every year. She is wrong because she usually threatens to not buy me the new full kit for Christmas when I scream and cry, and this season it is much later!
Anyway, I kissed my badge again five times and wiped away the tears. Brenny came on to be interviewed by sky. He said we have to believe, and will put ten past Palace next game.
We were 3-0 up and heading for 10, I had messed the front of my shorts again without realising it. Mum will kill me. The next thing, it was 3-3. Louis and Stevie G were crying, Brennies bottom lip was going. I am sure I heard laughing from the bitter next door.
Anyway, next year will be our year. As long as the refs are fair with us, they only gave us 14 penalties last season.
Five times, five times."
`Full Kit' Juan Kerr
*cap doffed lol*
Love how Suarez is laughing on this as he got his dream move to Barca. They go on about DVDs yet they literally came out with a whole book about not winning the league. Big club though, big big club.
Do you remember how good Cisse was when he first arrived?
I’m not having a go at Salah. I’m just saying that we need to see if his form continues.
Deckard2049
Player Valuation: £15m
30 goals cannot be sniffed at mate. Especially given it’s only February. The thing is for people who don’t view the English Premier League as the ultimate league and the only one that matters, salah has been on an upward trajectory for a few years now and no way will that lot be his final destination. This whole notion of PL proven is a load of nonsense. Our top teams are stronger than most other leagues, but from 7th down our league is dreadful. If only we had some sort of scouting unit or DOF who could find us a salah type for £35 million... I’m sure Walsh is on it.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Salah has been great for ages mate.
Have you actually read what I’ve written? I agree with all of what you have written, BTW.
FC sexy xxx
Player Valuation: £35m
Been quality since his basle days . Just Chelsea couldn’t see it , and let’s be honest if they jibbed off de bruyne then they aren’t as clever as they think
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