Egypt Shark Attack

[Andy is the King]

Well I'd say I'll pay attention to any cases of dark humour coming from you (although I bet the 'point' will be conveniantly flexible) but I don't notice your posts ever. I hope you come down hard on any other cases of dark humour that appear in this thread.

Also you need some new jibes: millions of people watch anime and I don't require a body pillow. Shake it up, come up with some new content.

And for the record, empathy isn't the right word, it would be sympathy and I don't sympathise with someone brazenly swimming in shark territory. Same way I don't sympathise with people playing on train tracks and getting hit.

Wow, you don't sympathise with someone mauled to death by a shark?

"Blatantly swimming in shark territory" - ever been for a dip in the sea? Sharks are found in all oceanic waters, the world over. Hardly the same thing as playing on train tracks.

The guy was snorkelling at a tourist beach, he wasn't hanging over the edge of a boat hand feeding Great Whites.

Sheesh

 

[Given The Circumstances x]

Wow, you don't sympathise with someone mauled to death by a shark?

"Blatantly swimming in shark territory" - ever been for a dip in the sea? Sharks are found in all oceanic waters, the world over. Hardly the same thing as playing on train tracks.

The guy was snorkelling at a tourist beach, he wasn't hanging over the edge of a boat hand feeding Great Whites.

Sheesh

Considering watching pokemon deleted scene outtakes on vhs is one of the leading cause of loneliness related male deaths. Some people have some serious neck.. beard.

 

[Andy is the King]

Wow, you don't sympathise with someone mauled to death by a shark?

"Blatantly swimming in shark territory" - ever been for a dip in the sea? Sharks are found in all oceanic waters, the world over. Hardly the same thing as playing on train tracks.

The guy was snorkelling at a tourist beach, he wasn't hanging over the edge of a boat hand feeding Great Whites.

Sheesh

* Typo - brazenly swimming, not blatantly

 

[Nymzee]

Wow, you don't sympathise with someone mauled to death by a shark?

"Blatantly swimming in shark territory" - ever been for a dip in the sea? Sharks are found in all oceanic waters, the world over. Hardly the same thing as playing on train tracks.

The guy was snorkelling at a tourist beach, he wasn't hanging over the edge of a boat hand feeding Great Whites.

Sheesh

He died in the Red Sea, the same sea two people got killed in last year by sharks, so no I would not be taking a dip in that particular part of the ocean. More of a pool guy anyway.

 

[Nymzee]

Considering watching pokemon deleted scene outtakes on vhs is one of the leading cause of loneliness related male deaths. Some people have some serious neck.. beard.

Now now multi, don’t make me hunt you down.

 

[chicoazul]

Ladies and gentlemen, the shark scranning a Russian thread.

 

[Kurt.]

Ladies and gentlemen, the shark scranning a Russian thread.

We’re gonna need a bigger thread

 

[Kurt.]

Yes the shark ate a man that was swimming in the sea… the sharks territory.
The shark was just doing what it does naturally.

Don’t catch the shark, drag it to shore and then beat it to death, you Egyptian imbeciles.

Sickening!

At first I thought it was a bloke in a Lacoste sleeping bag

 

[Walken]

Are you confident there is good death?

Possibly not, there may be more peaceful ones though than being torn to shreds by a tiger shark upside down.

I swam with tiger sharks off the cocos islands when I was younger, they are a bit more chill in that area where they have loads of food, but I still look back at that and get a shiver down my spine, wouldn't do it now.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Are you confident there is good death?

Yes. In sleep at an old age if you're not scared of dying.

 

[Rich1878]

This is what confuses me. Obviously they couldn't help but why are you filming? I can't imagine seeing that happen and thinking "oh I really need to film this".

People who watch and send the vid need to have a word with themselves. You know what to expect, so don't bother then. No respect at all, just as bad as the person filming it.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Throw a life ring on a rope and pull him in. So close to the shore and alls people could be arsed with was 'phone'. I swerved it after the first 5 seconds, snuff vids aint my bag. RIP that man, an awful fearful way to go.

He was a lot further out than it looked I think, as the video was zoomed right in. Looked far enough away that it would have taken a good few minutes to get anywhere near him.

 

[Moomin]

I like Sharks.

I don't like Russians.

@Johnnytotal I hear Egypt is nice this time of year.

 

[cronullasharks]

Possibly not, there may be more peaceful ones though than being torn to shreds by a tiger shark upside down.

I swam with tiger sharks off the cocos islands when I was younger, they are a bit more chill in that area where they have loads of food, but I still look back at that and get a shiver down my spine, wouldn't do it now.

Got some balls doing that, what the hell were you doing it for?

 

[Walken]

Got some balls doing that, what the hell were you doing it for?

Just a laugh, was working as an engineer on a boat doing an expedition there. Me and a decky took a kayak out to some rock where they congregate. I don't scuba so I couldn't do the dives.

To be fair the dive guide said the sharks have so much food there that you are pretty safe. Like I say, I wouldn't do it now, never felt so exposed.