Well I'd say I'll pay attention to any cases of dark humour coming from you (although I bet the 'point' will be conveniantly flexible) but I don't notice your posts ever. I hope you come down hard on any other cases of dark humour that appear in this thread.
Also you need some new jibes: millions of people watch anime and I don't require a body pillow. Shake it up, come up with some new content.
And for the record, empathy isn't the right word, it would be sympathy and I don't sympathise with someone brazenly swimming in shark territory. Same way I don't sympathise with people playing on train tracks and getting hit.