Agreed that the Germans song was worse. Also, no way there should be 11 points between England and The Netherlands. That song and performance was cringeworthyDon't think the UK song was the worst (hello Germany) but it was the blandest and most insipid with a frankly lack lustre singer.
The European side of the Yarrrgh family was taking it very seriously though which is always bizarre but it would appear that appearances are also hugely important to get the votes the further east you go.