Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Things could be worst,we could be ipswich fans 6-1 down with 35mins to go and down to 9men lol after losing 5-2 last week
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Anustart
Ratings, just in case you need some numbers to quantify our sh*teness.
Howard - 6. He had nothing to do all game but pick the ball out of his net. Poor fella.
Neville - 5. He got into so, so many attacking positions and every single cross was abysmal. This is why I want Coleman to be our RB -- he can do something in the final third.
Jagielka - 4. At fault for their goal and all over the place throughout.
Distin - 5. Not great either. They looked like strangers, him and Jags.
Baines - 7. Great free kick. He should have taken the one Arteta did though. I'm not sure whether it's his fault, Arteta's fault or Moyes' fault that Arteta gets first dibs on free kicks, but it needs to stop.
Rodwell - 5. He is not a right winger. He tried his best, but he is not a right winger.
Heitinga - 6. Decent. Not great distribution but nothing too bad here.
Osman - 4. Shocker. He looked tired and badly out of form today. With hindsight he looked like this in pre-season. Worrying.
Barkley - 8. Brave, bold, confident and ballsy. The only positive of one of the worst days in recent memory for this club.
Cahill - 4. Him and Beckford were on a different wavelength all game. And he missed a sitter or two, as well.
Beckford - 5. A horrendous first touch but he showed a hell of a lot of energy; chasing everything. He's not a lone striker in his defence. Just another square peg in a round hole.
Subs
Arteta - 5. Poor from the Spaniard. I hoped for better, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt what with him working his way back to fitness.
Fellaini - 4. Similar story here. Deployed as a secondary striker, which is not his position, he failed to do anything. He looked weak and kept losing possession, which is so un-Fellaini. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt too and put it down to not being at full fitness. That and him being played in a position which is not his!
Saha - 5. He came on far too late but failed to do anything nonetheless.
Moyes - 3. The worst game for him I can remember. A horrible starting lineup; equal parts predictable and dour. Subs ranging from useless to genuinely dumbfounding. And letting Arteta take set pieces! He'll be shielded by the board's impotence, but he deserves a massive kick up the arse for this.
Ref - 5. Odd decisions all game. 5 minutes in we should have had a pen, for me. Not enough extra time considering how long their player was injured + subs, but I suppose we wouldn't have scored anyway.
Howard - 6. He had nothing to do all game but pick the ball out of his net. Poor fella.
Neville - 5. He got into so, so many attacking positions and every single cross was abysmal. This is why I want Coleman to be our RB -- he can do something in the final third.
Jagielka - 4. At fault for their goal and all over the place throughout.
Distin - 5. Not great either. They looked like strangers, him and Jags.
Baines - 7. Great free kick. He should have taken the one Arteta did though. I'm not sure whether it's his fault, Arteta's fault or Moyes' fault that Arteta gets first dibs on free kicks, but it needs to stop.
Rodwell - 5. He is not a right winger. He tried his best, but he is not a right winger.
Heitinga - 6. Decent. Not great distribution but nothing too bad here.
Osman - 4. Shocker. He looked tired and badly out of form today. With hindsight he looked like this in pre-season. Worrying.
Barkley - 8. Brave, bold, confident and ballsy. The only positive of one of the worst days in recent memory for this club.
Cahill - 4. Him and Beckford were on a different wavelength all game. And he missed a sitter or two, as well.
Beckford - 5. A horrendous first touch but he showed a hell of a lot of energy; chasing everything. He's not a lone striker in his defence. Just another square peg in a round hole.
Subs
Arteta - 5. Poor from the Spaniard. I hoped for better, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt what with him working his way back to fitness.
Fellaini - 4. Similar story here. Deployed as a secondary striker, which is not his position, he failed to do anything. He looked weak and kept losing possession, which is so un-Fellaini. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt too and put it down to not being at full fitness. That and him being played in a position which is not his!
Saha - 5. He came on far too late but failed to do anything nonetheless.
Moyes - 3. The worst game for him I can remember. A horrible starting lineup; equal parts predictable and dour. Subs ranging from useless to genuinely dumbfounding. And letting Arteta take set pieces! He'll be shielded by the board's impotence, but he deserves a massive kick up the arse for this.
Ref - 5. Odd decisions all game. 5 minutes in we should have had a pen, for me. Not enough extra time considering how long their player was injured + subs, but I suppose we wouldn't have scored anyway.
Tom Mc EFC
Player Valuation: £8m
Bolton away was much worse than that. Or Reading at home.
WheresthetransfermoneyBil
Player Valuation: £100k
You are deluded. Bottom ten is where we will end. I said it before the start of the season and got unbelievable stick on here. I hope those deluded ****s that said we will be top 6 are realising how tinted their specs were.
TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
...as I was the year before, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that.
Back to kipper mate.
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Anustart
Bill, I know you're a bit traditional, but I am in massive gay love with you.
You're like the moderator equivalent of Blade. But you mercilessly chop the heads off melts instead of vampires.
Just thought I'd let you know. x
TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
I'm all yours mate.
I understand the frustration but when people come on here and think that they're gonna insult the forum and our posters, they can find their way back to where they came from.
The forum won't miss those types.
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Anustart
*swoons
Seriously though, you're quite right. I'm fuming here, and I've spunked angry words all over the place today. But I wouldn't insult another member. We're all blues enduring the same crap.
Maltese Tony
Player Valuation: £500k
this is up there with game last year vs wba
Warzycha's Caterpillar
Player Valuation: £8m
Agree with most of that except for Fellaini. I thought his touch was great when he came on. He gradually lost his head and got frustrated and then his passing went AWOL. But consdering Moyes put him in Cahills role (FFS) I thought he wasn't too bad maybe your memory is clouded by the general horribleness of this game and Felli's last 5 minutes?
We were poor, and QPR scored from the only chance they had.
Oh well.
Oh well.
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