Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Mr Happy]

Bit like you eh eggsy?

Ex Red poop and all...



Not sure on this level of @chicoazul tomfoolery of posting with a former red?

Hurtful...but harmful?

I love it.



Just like you in 2023 and before...could hope for a 2025 rebrand?

Or is it too much to ask?



Despite my hatred for your posts...

...i wonder why you would want a permanently injured player to sign for Everton?

Are you a left back angling for a move or an agent using the forum to ilfiltrate the need for one of your players to sign?

Are you...KIA JOORABCHIAN ????

Lots to unpack here, but firstly I'm not Kia Joobywhatshisname. I'm more of Dacia Sandero. Can't have it all.

As for Chilwell, permanently injured he isn't, but I understand your sentiment and as he's not a nubile young pup, i realise your reluctance, however he does have the looks of a post pubescent boy band member with great 90s hair so maybe you'll turn eventually. He is also when fit, a bloody good left back, of that you'll not deny.

As for my posts, just ignore me if you hate them so much. I'll not lose one jot of sleep. Peace !

 

[Zatara]

He's a better manager than the man who left us years ago.

Look at the WHAM signings on how to destroy a football club

 

[Nymzee]

Look at the WHAM signings on how to destroy a football club

Love you immediately placing all signings on Moyes head there. Do you put all our recent signings on Dyche?

 

[dutchblue54]

I think Moyes will play 3 at the back and the advantage of having Branthwaite and O'Brien in that unit is that they have pace and we can play a much higher line

That means getting a more attacking left back and maybe a better right back

 

[tnc85]

I heard from a Millwall fan that we are after Romain Esse. I said that I thought he was off to Palace, but he seemed to think we had upped our interest.

London boy. He’ll probably choose Palace over us so he can stay local

 

[Mr Happy]

That means getting a more attacking left back and maybe a better right back

Chilwell and Cash. Never happen. Also sounds like a really rubbish 80s film !

 

[Zatara]

Going off Thelwell linked players in the past, Ebimbe could be a target, the young Brazilian lad also, both would fit in with moyes idea of fullback/wingbacks, fellows at west brom also ticks a lot of Moyes boxes .

Ebimbe =no.

I agree with the above.

I also have a sense Harrison may suit what Moyes wants as well, for similar reasons.

An Osman asslickersnake?

Like with Mourinho I just wonder if it's not a guy on the decline and when intensity is a huge part of what makes them work it's a worry, with both though the hope would be coming here gives them back a spark.

Its all so stressful. TFG are a joke.

We lack that centre mid who can score that Moyes always had though

Who?

He will like Mangala I think.

FFS

 

[Nymzee]

Right back
Left back
Right winger
Striker

Get it done.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Harvey Elliot lads.

Moyes to stick in a cheap bid to see if the lad doesn’t fancy moving house.

I FEEL IT IN MY BONES!!!!

 

[Eidean]

Chilwell?!

Glad we’ve sorted out our wage bill to go splash it on a fella who’s never fit. Just what we need.

 

[Eidean]

We’ve got “a bit of wiggle room” with money apparently so we’re not addressing every position.

For me the two main priorities are left back & right midfield. We’ll just have to get through the next few months with it till the summer.

 

[Mr Happy]

Chilwell?!

Glad we’ve sorted out our wage bill to go splash it on a fella who’s never fit. Just what we need.

Big if, but if we can keep him fit, he'd be an absolutely perfect addition. Same vein as Trippier was for the Barcodes when they found some loose change. I get the obvious elephant in the room regarding his fitness but he's head and shoulders above Myko.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

We’ve got “a bit of wiggle room” with money apparently so we’re not addressing every position.

For me the two main priorities are left back & right midfield. We’ll just have to get through the next few months with it till the summer.

That and send ɓroja back for another loan striker option

 

[Eggs]

That and send ɓroja back for another loan striker option

….our loans have been as bad as our permanent deals.

I’m seeing it as a plus we’re not signing anybody until we get personnel in who can manage transfers. Fingers crossed.

 

[NeilMorepies]

The Zatometer may become a staple of the forum for the footballing connoisseurs.

I shall push for the creation of the ‘Wet Wet Wet’ tier of football rumours, for those who feel it in their fingers and feel it in their toes.

@GrandOldTeam