Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Mr Happy]

Bit like you eh eggsy?

Ex Red poop and all...



Not sure on this level of @chicoazul tomfoolery of posting with a former red?

Hurtful...but harmful?

I love it.



Just like you in 2023 and before...could hope for a 2025 rebrand?

Or is it too much to ask?



Despite my hatred for your posts...

...i wonder why you would want a permanently injured player to sign for Everton?

Are you a left back angling for a move or an agent using the forum to ilfiltrate the need for one of your players to sign?

Are you...KIA JOORABCHIAN ????

Lots to unpack here, but firstly I'm not Kia Joobywhatshisname. I'm more of Dacia Sandero. Can't have it all.

As for Chilwell, permanently injured he isn't, but I understand your sentiment and as he's not a nubile young pup, i realise your reluctance, however he does have the looks of a post pubescent boy band member with great 90s hair so maybe you'll turn eventually. He is also when fit, a bloody good left back, of that you'll not deny.

As for my posts, just ignore me if you hate them so much. I'll not lose one jot of sleep. Peace !