Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[JLW]

Genuinely if we don’t sign a striker Thelwell should be sacked on the spot the second the window SLAMS shut.

I think we will get one but it wont be an improvement of what we have, he will just be 'fit'

 

[blueconverse]

Think pr is being wrote by Thelwell currently for Feb 1st "Difficult market...we tried multiple signings...Happy with current squad"

 

[allen]

I wanted to post something similar but was scared that I’d spell his name rong and get slaughtered

Mate…

 

[milks]

Genuinely if we don’t sign a striker Thelwell should be sacked on the spot the second the window SLAMS shut.

Is it really that easy to just "sign a striker"?

 

[bluestevon]

You have to admire our fanbase.

One min " Thelwell can't be trusted to buy us a striker, we need to get rid of him " Then 30 mins later they are all " Thelwell needs to pull his finger out and sign a striker "

Amazing.

I hope they never have a family member recovering from a drink or drugs addication as they will be one min saying keep them in the house and away from money to giving 200 quid to goto B&Q and buy you a new drill.

I want us to sign Ferguson purely to see how long it'd take someone saying we should swerve him to post they bought him a pint in town and offered him a line of beak in the bogs

 

[Simon Buttle]

Genuinely if we don’t sign a striker Thelwell should be sacked on the spot the second the window SLAMS shut.

Agree but if you sack him then the rest of the recruitment team need to also go, Conk is only making decisions based on info given to him by them and I just don't think we find the right players in the first place.

 

[Dymak]

If you look at TFG’s acquisition of Everton and their appointment of Moyes, they left it fairly late but they eventually put their money where their mouth is. It will be the same in this transfer window, we will do some business as the end of the window approaches.

 

[billyblue80]

Joined 16th June 2024
Last seen 17th June 2024.

The soft get

Where is the mole when you need him?

 

[allen]

Is it really that easy to just "sign a striker"?

Very.

It’s just hard to sign the right one.

The same people complaining we aren’t signing anyone will be the same people complaining about us not seeing Broja’s injury coming.

There’s so much to weigh up, which never comes into discussion because we should “just sign a striker.”

 

[JLW]

Who was our medical man ive forgot?

Who gave us some info

 

[witchdoc187]

No, I think its just we leaked like a sieve under previous regimes and now that's been stopped as Moyes has plugged the leaks wherever they were.

I dunno I think over the years there have been hundreds of rumours that never materialise that seem to satisfy people.

 

[davek]

Wait till you hear Moyes' downbeat assessment today.

"Wor trying really hand and making enquiries. It's not an easy market, I have to tell you".

 

[witchdoc187]

I heard Ferguson was up ready to sign but got caught doing a line in the Finch farm bogs with thelwell and david coote so we pulled the plug.

 

[trueblue84]

Wait till you hear Moyes' downbeat assessment today.

"Wor trying really hand and making enquiries. It's not an easy market, I have to tell you".

Has he been drinking?

 

[bluestevon]

That’s the worst part about it. They all have their own little catchphrase or emoji marker to try and separate themselves.

"Get your purple dildo out and lube up"

Not sure if I have to work on my ITK catchphrase a bit..