Toffee Carl
Player Valuation: £500k
Best manager we can get.
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Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Neil Morrisey I believe Matty, a Men Behaving Badly reference, think he's suggesting your behaviour is a bit off.
Abraders
Player Valuation: £60m
Would be easier mate
Wayno
Player Valuation: £15m
I’ve just spent a couple of hours reading over his stats, his signings and his league positions. He’s done well wherever he’s been apart from Newcastle really and you know what the Geordies are like.
The one thing that I can’t get to grips with though, at all, is the size and dimensions of his head. It’s absolutely massive, why is it so big? I’ve never really noticed it before but it’s the size of a full dinner plate easily.
Do we really want or need a manager with a dome like that standing on the touchline? How embarrassing would it be to see him stood next to Marco Silva on the touchline and know that he’s the Everton manager?
I honestly don’t think I can ever back this. Swerve.
The one thing that I can’t get to grips with though, at all, is the size and dimensions of his head. It’s absolutely massive, why is it so big? I’ve never really noticed it before but it’s the size of a full dinner plate easily.
Do we really want or need a manager with a dome like that standing on the touchline? How embarrassing would it be to see him stood next to Marco Silva on the touchline and know that he’s the Everton manager?
I honestly don’t think I can ever back this. Swerve.
Brendan Janus
Player Valuation: £40m
danielsen
Player Valuation: £1m
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Because we are in serious trouble and deem it necessary to go for someone who at least has a track record in fighting off relegation I guess would be the logic.
I'm not too bothered about going "low". I assume you mean about his "crook" tag? This season we have been cheering a bloke who was allegedly beating his missus, some of us seem to be upset that a Jailbird may be getting ditched from our coaching staff and some even want woman threatening Moyes to return.
Obviously I am over exaggerating all of them but the crook tag is along the same lines.
Is he my choice? Of course not, but if he is the chosen one then I will be fully behind him (not literally thank God...) until he leaves me reason not to be.
Ah right thanx mate
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Come and live with me Matty, I'm not keen on football and we can spend our weekends watching movies and trying it on with women that have no interest in either of us. We can then snare the ones that are left in the pub at the end of the night because nobody wanted to take them home and we can take them home so they can watch us make love to each other.
SIGH.
Cryin lol lol lol lol
Toffee Carl
Player Valuation: £500k
I’m right though.
Lets see how the unspeakable divvy plays the announcement.
For me, it reeks of Lynx and Kenwright; not Zegna and Moshiri.
- young hungry up and comer in David Moyes = BK. When first announced, relatively cheap, pragmatist, KITAPO personified and will cut his cloth according to BK's budget
- Martinez - also relatively cheap and willing to work within a sell-to-buy budget, whilst selling romantic nonsense and dreams to the Evertonians
- Koeman - Moshiri's big name, big budget appointment. Totally undermined by the Summer window transfers, squad deficiencies and player power
ForeverUnited
Player Valuation: £25k
Why do people dislike Allardyce? Are you against getting results or you're afraid to be branded an Allardyce team with no style. Which one are you more worried about? The style or the results?
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