I wish I wasn’t emotionally invested in Everton - life would be way more chill
Mate ive been busy the last two PL games and i have to say its so nice to check the score see that we're loosing and go about my day.
Then later on when Im done check the scores again "oh, we lost that sucks...wonder what im going to have for dinner tonight" been bliss.
Unfortunately i have nothing else to do tomorrow so its back the goodison for another 90 mins of misery.
Ill probably be drunk, literally dont drink apart from at goodison. Mad to think i actually pay for the privilege of being made so miserable i turn to alcohol to try to numb the pain