Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[mccole]

Yerrrsss Big Les incoming.

 

[toffeeblue9]

Are we allowed to speculate that ‘The Esk’ has a micro penis?

I've no idea. I expect that if you were to represent that as fact, you might need proof of some sort and, well, the mind boggles...

 

[Librarian]

Toffees swoop for international starlet

 

[Librarian]

Goodison Transfer Twist Sensation

 

[Raino85]

I don't understand why we've sold Godfrey unless he wanted out

Last year of contract, not a guaranteed starter, a PSR 'win',

 

[Bungle]

@Bungle Did The Esk 'take you'?

I'm going to need to consult with my legal team before I issue an official response.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

I'm going to need to consult with my legal team before I issue an official response.

Good idea mate, it could be li-bellend-ous.

 

[Librarian]

 

[Bungle]

At least if we just write 'undisclosed' in the accounts for all signings then we can't get done for PSR

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

That was old, scrawny Patterson. New, bulky Patto will rip the door to Dyche's office off the hinges and force his way on to the team.

Do you think he's been on the weights so he can give as good as he gets in the annual game of slaps with Dyche?

 

[Librarian]

At least if we just write 'undisclosed' in the accounts for all signings then we can't get done for PSR

Officially he was employed as a fork lift driver down at BMD

 

[Blueberry Muffin]

Do you think he's been on the weights so he can give as good as he gets in the annual game of slaps with Dyche?

I think I heard Bobble say he's been on a Rocky-style montage all preseason slapping a bowling ball to imitate Sean's head.

 

[Victus]

I guess now we'll see how battered we are if we don't start making moves.

 

[Davey_g08]

I think I heard Bobble say he's been on a Rocky-style montage all preseason slapping a bowling ball to imitate Sean's head.

I thought I saw him running up the Liverpool 1 steps singing Eye of the Tiger

 

[DualityNSNO]

Weird how everyone knows what the sum is and it's written down in several tracking places (and by several, uh, at this point "transfer influencers"), but we're always keen on the undisclosed.