Blue Smoke
Player Valuation: £5m
Does james remember that he whimped out, once players realised kicking the crap out of him was the way to stop him?
samsonthedog1
Player Valuation: £8m
Ricardo Rodriguez as the LB cover being mentioned.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
He hasn't signed a new contract
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
The Beatles broke up
Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
Interesting one
Jesus wept you’re a fanny honestly.
Tony’s Carp
Player Valuation: £50m
A Rodriguez signing I could get behind. Good player.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Honestly do you wake up expecting to get hit by lightning every day? Just take a day off from being such a cry baby with your endless drone about how everything is crap at Everton, it’s boring,
We’ve made no signings, oh they’re not ‘impactful’ ones, oh I’ll find something else to moan about, all the fullbacks are so crap we haven’t got any there we go…
Just change the record for once.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Because maybe he missed so many chances last season, fully fit secured was it 5 none penalty goals?
I mean, I don’t do this? Maybe you’re confusing me with someone else.
If being realistic about Everton is boring you know where the ignore button is you pillock.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
He’s not the best striker in the world by any reckoning but lids calling him a non player?! Wasn’t that long ago his fitness was literally the difference between our PL survival or not.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
He suits the system very very well, possibly the best if any cf, but let's not then start moaning about our lack of goals scored as he's a massive reason for the low numbers.
6 lower than an expected goal figure is simply horrendous mate.